Done deal
Posted on July 15th, 2006 by AndySorry, ladies, but this hunk of raw manflesh is off the market. From here on in this is a pairs game only. The bacon’s taken. Insert your own mangled metaphor here.
What I am driving at is that I am married.
No, seriously.
Yes, to a girl.
No, I didn’t pay her.
No, she isn’t an actress I paid to [...]
