Caution: Ids at Play


Done deal

July 15th, 2006 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Sorry, ladies, but this hunk of raw manflesh is off the market. From here on in this is a pairs game only. The bacon’s taken. Insert your own mangled metaphor here.

What I am driving at is that I am married.

No, seriously.

Yes, to a girl.

No, I didn’t pay her.

No, she isn’t an actress I paid to stand next to me to convince my mother that I am not a gay. I already said I didn’t pay her.

No, smart-ass, nobody paid her on my behalf.

Okay, I’m done talking to you now. Asshole…

One Response to “Done deal”

  1. DadNo Gravatar Says:

    I was there. The wedding looked real to me. (Removed by admin), I figure it really is real.


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