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TANcast 135 – Crying Tears of Period Blood

January 24th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim gains new respect for Kevin Smith, Andy has a suicidal baby, Anne Hathaway becomes Catwoman, and Sinbad crushes your heart.

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TANcast 134 – Take Me Into Your Love Den of Filth

January 18th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys talk baby names, the AIDS LifeCycle, and give advice on moving in with your friends.

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Rejected By Cracked: Famous Movies if Made in Japan

January 12th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Another bitter entry from Tim? Must be a Wednesday!

Cracked totally screwed the pooch this week with their contest where participants were challenged to show what famous movies would look like if they were made in Japan. Look I get it. Cracked does these contests and there have to be winners and losers. But not ONE of my entries were picked and I think some of the ones they DID pick suuuuuuuuuuuuucked! This was the prompt we were given:

Cracked Prompt:

These will be classic movies, if they’d been made in the land of anime, robots and unspeakable perversions.

You can go here to see all the chosen entries…but I’d say almost half of them don’t stack up to these:

Can’t get much more classic than Snow White. I even took the extra time and effort to give her huge anime boobs and eyes. Now I will admit that the contest was jam packed with tentacle entries but mine was first and I think mine was funniest. (Certainly funnier than the Graduate one they chose) Read the rest of this entry »

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TANcast 133 – 12 Year Old Girls Spouting Technobabble

January 10th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys analyze Hollywood, talk poo poo and pee pee, Noah and Andy discus dogs, and Tim finds VHS evidence that he and Andy were SUPER DORKS in high school.

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Red State v Confused State

January 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Another Kevin Smith blog? …yup


Can we just let this guy fly already? This stress is clearly effecting his decision making process!

Kevin Smith is coming out with a new horror movie soon. It’s a pretty big departure for him from his usual comedies. I probably won’t see it. No offense to Kevin, I’m just not a horror movie guy. But that’s OK. I don’t have to be into EVERYTHING Kevin puts out. Just like I don’t like EVERY Harrison Ford movie, I don’t love EVERY Disneyland ride, and (believe it or not) I don’t listen to EVERY Michael Jackson song (Although I am LOVING Slave to the Rhythm). Artists change, artists grow, artists experiment…I get it. Maybe you’ll catch me with the next one (although the next one apparently going to be a hockey movie…so not likely)

So this is not a blog trying to tear Kevin down for trying something new. Not at all. Bravo sir. Set a course for “out there somewhere” and engage at warp 9. No…this blog is a face palm in text form about Kevin making the same mistake a third time. Read the rest of this entry »

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TANcast 132 – Avoiding Hell on a Technicality

January 3rd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s a post-holiday wrap up as the boys talk about holiday food, traffic, presents, parties, and games.

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TANcast 131 – F Skype (High 5: Things That Sucked About 2010)

December 27th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

After a salute to internet memes of 2010, a Skype fail, and an apology to CafePress, the boys each list 5 things that SUCKED about 2010.

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Rejected By Cracked: Holiday Movie Reboots

December 22nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I broke my recent string of failure and placed at #8 on Cracked’s latest Photoshop contest. The theme was holiday movies getting gritty reboots. As usual, I had many more entries and I think many of them were much better than the one they chose to put at #8 (and most of them are better than what they chose to put at #1, but hey, what do I know. My “karma” is at -19 and sinking like a stone) But take a look and tell me what YOU think…

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TANcast 130 – Die In A Christmas Fire 2: Burn Faster

December 20th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week: CJ writes a parody of Christmas Shoes, Cafe Press lies to Tim, Noah talks board games, Noah tries to make you hungry, Andy talks colored superheroes (not like THAT), Noah reviews Tron Legacy, Tim is doing social networking wrong, Andy talks about the Mythbusters, and the boys talk about their favorite Christmas gifts.

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Rejected by Cracked: Sequels We’ll Never See

December 15th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I know I said the last time I posted one of these blogs that I wasn’t going to enter any more Cracked Photoshop contests. Well, I should have listened to myself, because I entered the latest one and got shut out. Not ONE of my entries made the list. Maybe I should stop posting bitter blogs about it when I don’t win? Nah…that can’t be it.

Well the latest contest was for sequels we’ll never see. (By the way, the winner made an “Old Yeller 2” poster…but there ALREADY IS an Old Yeller 2, it’s called Savage Sam. Lame!!!) Here is the genius that Cracked chose not to share with you:

This was my favorite. But when even Andy said it was too dark, I had to take a look at my soul. (I”m glad I didn’t put the shower joke in there that I was originally planning) Read the rest of this entry »

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