The boys analyze Hollywood, talk poo poo and pee pee, Noah and Andy discus dogs, and Tim finds VHS evidence that he and Andy were SUPER DORKS in high school.
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Another Kevin Smith blog? …yup
Can we just let this guy fly already? This stress is clearly effecting his decision making process!
Kevin Smith is coming out with a new horror movie soon. It’s a pretty big departure for him from his usual comedies. I probably won’t see it. No offense to Kevin, I’m just not a horror movie guy. But that’s OK. I don’t have to be into EVERYTHING Kevin puts out. Just like I don’t like EVERY Harrison Ford movie, I don’t love EVERY Disneyland ride, and (believe it or not) I don’t listen to EVERY Michael Jackson song (Although I am LOVING Slave to the Rhythm). Artists change, artists grow, artists experiment…I get it. Maybe you’ll catch me with the next one (although the next one apparently going to be a hockey movie…so not likely)
So this is not a blog trying to tear Kevin down for trying something new. Not at all. Bravo sir. Set a course for “out there somewhere” and engage at warp 9. No…this blog is a face palm in text form about Kevin making the same mistake a third time. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s a post-holiday wrap up as the boys talk about holiday food, traffic, presents, parties, and games.
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After a salute to internet memes of 2010, a Skype fail, and an apology to CafePress, the boys each list 5 things that SUCKED about 2010.
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I broke my recent string of failure and placed at #8 on Cracked’s latest Photoshop contest. The theme was holiday movies getting gritty reboots. As usual, I had many more entries and I think many of them were much better than the one they chose to put at #8 (and most of them are better than what they chose to put at #1, but hey, what do I know. My “karma” is at -19 and sinking like a stone) But take a look and tell me what YOU think…
This week: CJ writes a parody of Christmas Shoes, Cafe Press lies to Tim, Noah talks board games, Noah tries to make you hungry, Andy talks colored superheroes (not like THAT), Noah reviews Tron Legacy, Tim is doing social networking wrong, Andy talks about the Mythbusters, and the boys talk about their favorite Christmas gifts.
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I know I said the last time I posted one of these blogs that I wasn’t going to enter any more Cracked Photoshop contests. Well, I should have listened to myself, because I entered the latest one and got shut out. Not ONE of my entries made the list. Maybe I should stop posting bitter blogs about it when I don’t win? Nah…that can’t be it.
Well the latest contest was for sequels we’ll never see. (By the way, the winner made an “Old Yeller 2” poster…but there ALREADY IS an Old Yeller 2, it’s called Savage Sam. Lame!!!) Here is the genius that Cracked chose not to share with you:
This was my favorite. But when even Andy said it was too dark, I had to take a look at my soul. (I”m glad I didn’t put the shower joke in there that I was originally planning) Read the rest of this entry »
This week: The boys talk about the family life, Tim defends (and bashes) Kevin Smith, and the boys get in the Christmas spirit.
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Ok after my anti-conservative rant, I found an anti-liberal joke to cleanse the pallet:
Full of Hot Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the man from Texas. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “But how did you know?”“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it’s MY fault.
See? THAT’S funny!
So I was on Cafe Press today (looking for great deals for you folks at the TANstore and/or Tim Babb’s Comedy Shop.) and I came across this sticker:
What. The. FUCK?!
I am offended on many levels…first as a comedian, this isn’t funny. Second as a graphic designer, this LOOKS like shit. I mean sweet Jesus, dude! Did you spend 5 minutes making this with MS Paint? For fuck sake, show some pride in your misinformation! And that brings me to my third level of offense. This person has clearly no idea what they are talking about! You can’t even say they’re just parroting Fox News…they’re just spouting gobbledygook. Let’s go through, shall we? Read the rest of this entry »