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TANfight Listener Rematch Sharktopus vs Aquaman

March 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

You heard the TANfight on TANcast 142 now make your voice heard. It’s Aquaman and Sharktopus rematch and YOU get to decide the outcome! Hurry voting ends 3/20/2011 10:00AM (Disneyland time)


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TANcast 142 – Maybe Aquaman Could Hurt Sharktopus’ Feelings

March 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys take forever to get to TANlaughs, try their best not to be insensitive about the tsunami in Japan, talk zombie ethics, and get a new recipe from Noah!…plus a Monday Night TANfight where Aquaman from the Justice League takes on Sharktopus from Roger Corman’s crappy SyFy Channel movie.

Vote on this week’s TANfight here http://tancast.com/2011/03/14/tanfight-listener-rematch-sharktopus-vs-aquaman

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Rejected by Cracked: Villains In Their Spare Time

March 9th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I thought Cracked and I we cool again. They used some of my entries in their last few contests. I made #7 in the Products that Apparently Exist in Movies contest and I placed 4 times in the Children’s Games Turned into Movies contest. But the latest contest was a chance to see what villains do in their spare time. This is some of the comedic gold Cracked passed on…

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TANcast 141 – Peer Pressure Does Matter to Zombies

March 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys talk abut Charlie Sheen, Noah’s new Macbook, Steve Mazan’s documentary “Dying to Do Letterman,” …plus a Monday Night TANfight where Zombie Ann Landers goes undead toe to undead toe with Zombie Michael Jackson.

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TANfight: Poll Zombie Ann Landers v Zombie Michael Jackson

March 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s the undead fight of the century as the zombie King of Pop faces off against the zombie queen of advice columns. Who will win? You heard OUR thoughts in episode 141, now it’s your turn to vote!


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TANfight Vote: Samus Aran v Lara Croft

March 4th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

You’ve heard Tim, Andy, and Noah give their opinions on TANcast 140…who do YOU think would win?

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TANcast 140 – Hot Lesbian Pixel on Pixel Action

February 28th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys finally find a topic that disturbs Andy, plus they talk cocktail parties, job hunting, and rich people’s houses…plus a Monday Night TANfight where Lara Croft goes toe to toe with Samus Aran in a special “Sliding Door” double match! (What does THAT mean? Listen and find out.)

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Feeling deep loss, and unsure how to express it?

February 26th, 2011 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I am currently unable to reach Twitter. At all. The DNS lookup succeeds, but the connection to their server is never made and eventually times out.

I turned on the news to see if there was widespread panicking and rioting, but since they were just talking about Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion faux pas (“Prison Jumpsuit Orange? Not this season, and certainly not with that complexion!”) and how Julian Assange might be in al-Qaeda, I assume this is a local issue.

Maybe Twitter forgot to pay Comcast their protection money

The Fail Whale

Right now I can't even see this.

The whole situation made me want to tweet about how much it sucks when Twitter goes down. It took a moment for the stupidity of that thought to sink in.

That made me want to tweet about what a silly, stupid monkey I can be early on a Saturday morning. Rinse, repeat.

What followed was a strange spiral of uncertainty and mild self-loathing that I won’t recount in detail. Suffice it to say that Real Sugar Dr. Pepper (in the Throwback Can!®) cures all ills.

As the caffeine hit my brain and the empty calories hit my ass, I remembered I have a blog.

Y’know, I really ought to come here more often.

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TANcast 139 – They Have Summoned The Dark Power Of Satan…To Change Their Clothes

February 22nd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Noah returns(with wonky audio…sorry) and the boys discuss farts (classy) the iPhone tips and tricks, fighting crime with poop…plus a Monday Night TANfight where the Ghostbusters from the Filmation cartoon series take on the Real Ghostbusters.

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TANcast 138 – Don’t Google “Blue Waffle”

February 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Noah is away on assignment but Jerry Brandt from the Drinking Buddies Podcast joins the team for for a fail-filled episode where you’ll hear about Tim at a gay bar, the turmoil in Egypt (finally), Andy’s job woes, having children and watching them grow up…plus a Monday Night TANfight where the Smurfs take on Disney’s Gummi Bears.

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