This week: The boys talk about the family life, Tim defends (and bashes) Kevin Smith, and the boys get in the Christmas spirit.
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Ok after my anti-conservative rant, I found an anti-liberal joke to cleanse the pallet:
Full of Hot Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the man from Texas. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “But how did you know?”“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it’s MY fault.
See? THAT’S funny!
So I was on Cafe Press today (looking for great deals for you folks at the TANstore and/or Tim Babb’s Comedy Shop.) and I came across this sticker:
What. The. FUCK?!
I am offended on many levels…first as a comedian, this isn’t funny. Second as a graphic designer, this LOOKS like shit. I mean sweet Jesus, dude! Did you spend 5 minutes making this with MS Paint? For fuck sake, show some pride in your misinformation! And that brings me to my third level of offense. This person has clearly no idea what they are talking about! You can’t even say they’re just parroting Fox News…they’re just spouting gobbledygook. Let’s go through, shall we? Read the rest of this entry »
This week: Tim’s voice is a little Sarah Jessica Parker, provide a pseudo commentary for the WTF Let it Be video, Andy reviews Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, the boys talk house cleaning (awwwww yeah), the boys discuss using cartoons to fight child abuse, they boys talk movies, and the guy with the sore throat talks way too much.
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Some of you may be familiar with the joke in my act where I overhear someone at Disneyland asking “What time does the 3 o’clock parade start?” In fact there’s even a t-shirt of it in the Tim Babb COmedy Shop (That you can get for 25% off when you use coupon code “HOLLY” at check out before 9pm PST on 12/3/10: http://www.cafepress.com/dd/37612178)
Get that deal, baby!!
But thanks to the lovely Jennifer, I have recently learned that Disney has stolen my joke! Observe this t-shirt currently for sale at Walt Disney World:
Really Disney? I have so little and you have so much? Did you really have to Carlos Mencia my t-shirt idea? Plus you added Goofy! How can I compete with Goofy?! Now everyone will think I’m ripping YOU off instead of the other way around. You hurt me, Disney, you hurt me real bad today. A hurt that can only go away if a bunch of people go to the Tim Babb Comedy Shop and buy the ORIGINAL, Babb designed, 3 O’clock Parade Shirt! (Makes a great Christmas present…and I am shameless)
If I truly wanted to be honest, I would point out that Netcot had a 3 O’clock Parade shirt in their store before I did…but I’m not going to because
a) I was doing the joke in my act long before there even was a Netcot Podcast
b) Netcot no longer has that shirt available
c) It makes me look like a huge hypocrite
This week: The boys talk turkey (day), dead celebrities are discussed, Andy encounters a nonsensical racist, Noah’s Audacity fails, and Tim goes all nutty about the Podcast Award nominations.
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This week: Noah gets a dog, the boys talk movies and tv for a while, Andy compares Georgia to California, and the boys enjoy naked celebrities.
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The boys diss Justin Bieber, Noah learns about Rhyming Slang, Tim and Andy run afoul of a litigious douchebag, Noah Reviews the GDGT event in San Francisco, the boys review some movies (Unstoppable, Megamind and Due Date), and talk television (Sherlock and Conan).
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This week Tim hates on iPhoto, Noah visits Pixar, Glee causes some controversy, the guys talk TV, and the boys talk candy.
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This week the guys (over) analyze the Die Hard Films, take some “spooky” topic suggestions from the listeners, talk Halloween, and discus Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.
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