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TANcast 281 – Qumph

March 31st, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys defend Stephen Colbert, the new Mozilla CEO, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Then it’s Gigli vs. Da Hip Hop Witch in another round of the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”

00:00 – 01:53 Pre show
01:53 – 05:22 Intro
05:22 – 25:29 How the #$%* was your week?
[23:57 – 24:25 Iron Man 3 Spoilers]
25:29 – 36:32 The Origin of Qumph
36:32 – 60:42 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
60:42 – 62:27 Wrap Up
62:27 – 63:27 ?????

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TANcast 280 – The Link Noise Is Unrelated

March 24th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week is Tim’s birthday, Noah has a strange encounter, and Andy takes his in-laws to see the Bodies exhibit and some pandas. Plus Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House face off another round of the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”

00:00 – 00:27 Pre-Show
00:27 – 03:27 Intro
03:27 – 31:34 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week?
31:34 – 53:28 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
53:28 – 54:49 Wrap Up
54:49 – 56:47 ?????

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TANcast 279 – Paris Hilton Vs Lindsay Lohan

March 17th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Noah gets butt hurt, Andy reminds us not to text and drive, and it’s the Hottie and the Nottie vs InAPPropriate Comedy in the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.”

00:00 – 00:42 Pre-Show Dedication
00:42 – 03:27 Intro
03:27 – 17:14 How was your week
05:17-07:49 Non-Stop Spoilers
17:14 – 26:36 Don’t Masturbate in the Kitchen
26:36 – 48:28 Worst MET
48:28 – 50:18 Wrap up
50:18 – 75:18Tim & Noah’s Adventures in Downtown Redwood City

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TANcast 278 – Losing An Hour Is A Kick In The Sleep Balls

March 10th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys talk about Daylight Savings Time, the Oscars, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with Troll 2 vs Sharknado.

00:00 – 07:26 Intro/Daylight Savings Time Discussion
07:26 – 26:56 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week? (Featuring the 2014 Oscars)
26:56 – 48:04 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
48:04 – 49:29 Wrap Up
49:29 – 51:42 ???????

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TANcast 277 – YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!

March 2nd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Noah gets into Breaking Bad, Andy deals with the aftermath of the Lego Movie, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with The Wicker Man (2006) vs. The Room.

00:00 – 01:15 Pre-Show
01:40 – 05:21 Intro
05:21 – 18:08 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week? (With TANlaughs)
18:08 – 45:20 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
45:20 – 46:55 Wrap Up
46:55 – 47:43 ???????

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TANcast 276 – They Call This Move “The Fox Scratch”

February 23rd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week starts off with a special shout out, then the boys review the Lego movie, Noah reviews the Escape Plan, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with White Chicks vs. BloodRayne.

00:00 – 01:40 Pre-Show
01:40 – 03:26 Intro
03:26 – 07:02 TANcast Shout Out
07:02 – 11:20 Left Field Facts From Noah
11:20 – 24:08 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week?
(14:16 – 15:19) Minor Spoilers for The Lego Movie
24:08 – 52:45 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
52:45 – 56:11 Wrap Up
56:11 – 57:36 ???????

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TANcast 275 – Swiggity Swooty I’m Coming For That Booty

February 16th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Andy almost gets stranded in Florida, Tim wins an iPad, Noah reviews some Amazon Prime pilots, and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with Super Mario Bros. vs Master of Disguise.

00:00 – 03:29 Intro
02:52 – 29:59 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week?
29:59 – 59:28 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
59:28 – 1:01:32 Wrap Up
1:01:32 – 1:03:55 ???????

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TANcast 274 – If He Just Gets In A Shadow, He Loses His Powers

February 9th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, the boys discuss transgender issues, review Epic and Jack Ryan and the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” continues with Superman IV vs Battlefield: Earth.

00:00 – 01:23 Pre-Show
01:23 – 02:52 Intro
02:52 – 18:04 Transgender Discussion
18:04 – 39:37 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week
39:37 – 1:04:30 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.
1:04:30 – 1:05:41 Wrap Up
1:05:41 – 1:05:58 ???????

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TANcast 273 – Armored Moose Knuckle

February 3rd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Tim goes back to the 80’s, Andy reports from Atlanta’s Snow storm, and the boys begin the “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” with Batman and Robin vs. Son of the Mask.

00:00 – 02:30 Pre-Show
02:30 – 05:36 Intro
05:36 – 29:59 How the F#$% Was Everyone’s Week
29:59 – 34:47 TANflix (Movie Review)
34:47 – 53:08 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.
53:08 – 54:54 Noah News Nugget
54:54 – 56:05 Wrap Up
56:05 – 59:05 ???????

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Who’s the Douche? Rain Boots

January 31st, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

That’s right, it’s time yet again for America’s FAVORITE game…

That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is.

As is the trend with these games, it begins with a post on Facebook:

Nice Lady: I saw someone on the train wearing rain boots. Really? We’re maybe going to get a quarter of an inch of rain…maybe. It’s really not rain boot weather.

Well, nothing douchy there. Maybe today’s game has been cancelled…

Little Miss CrankyPants: Who cares what they wear it doesn’t hurt anyone

Game on, baby!!! CrankyPants came to play. Let’s see if this escalates.

Nice Lady:For adults, it just looks a little silly to be wearing rain boots when there is little to no rain. It’s not unusual for kids, but for adults it looks a little weird – like when people wear Uggs during the summer with shorts. It doesn’t hurt anyone, but if you do it, you might get a few weird looks.

Wait…that’s not douchey at all. Does Nice Lady even know we’re playing?

Little Miss CrankyPants: I wear them and so do many other women and why do you get to be so judgmental about what people wear. Most adults shouldn’t be judging what others people wear. It’s hardly Facebook Worthy

Wow! CrankyPants is dominating the douchiness today. Nice Lady is really gonna have to take the gloves off if she wants to have a shot at this.

Nice Lady:I wasn’t talking about rain boots looking silly in general, just that it looks a little strange to be wearing them when there’s little to no rain. People can wear what they want, but, for example, if someone wears jeans to a very formal event, for better or worse, they are going to stand out because the clothes don’t match the situation. It doesn’t mean anyone who notices is a terrible person – it just means they noticed the incongruity of the person’s clothes and the situation. And whether something is “Facebook worthy” is all a matter of opinion. Deeming something unworthy of Facebook is a judgment in and of itself.

Non-combative, well reasoned, and no attitude whatsoever. Well folks, it looks like this wasn’t even a contest. The winner is…

Wait…what’s this? A new player?!

Tim Babb Come on, Nice Lady, it’s very disrespectful of you to post your thoughts and/or opinions on your own Facebook page.

You should only express an opinion if you’re certain everyone on your friends list feels the same way. That’s why you so rarely see politics or sports being talked about on Facebook.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I see a cloud on the distant horizon so I must go grab my poncho and rain hat

HOLY CRAP! That’s what I’m taking about! Classic douche-tastic moves there. You have sarcasm, snark, passive-aggressiveness, not to mention the fact he inserted himself into an argument that he had no part of. NOW we have a contest!

So folks…Who’s…The…Douche?!

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