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TANcast 289 – You Will Be Distracted From Your Soul Sucking Day Job But Only Temporarily…and We’re All Gonna Die Someday

June 1st, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys do some shout outs, read some listener mail, kvetch about Facebook and Google Glass, and discuss misogyny in American culture. Then it's Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer vs he Animal in the Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.

00:00 - 00:49 Preshow
00:49 - 03:36 Intro
03:36 - 13:24 Random Prattle
13:24 - 16:11 Shout Out
16:11 - 21:01 Listener email
21:01 - 31:36 Facebook/Google Glass tangents
31:36 - 45:29 How the #$%* was your week?
45:29 - 65:55 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
65:55 - 67:19 Wrap Up
67:19 - 68:40 ?????

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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TANcast 288 – Your Little Fanboy Fantasy

May 26th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys marvel over Marvel movies and comics, Andy goes all the way to Chicago for pizza, and Tim gets caught in a “Kicking his Feet” story. Then Reefer Madness faces off against Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 in the Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.

00:00 – 00:56 Preshow
00:56 – 02:34 Intro
02:34 – 34:09 How the #$%* was your week?
05:40 – 10:00 Captain AMerica The Winter Soldier SPOILERS
13:24 – 14:12 The Wolverine MINOR SPOILER
34:09 – 59:38 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
59:38 – 60:47 Wrap Up
60:47 – 61:48 ?????

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TANcast 287a – Days of Future TANcast

May 26th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this bonus mini episode, Tim and Noah review “X-Men: Days of Future Past” while driving home from the theater.

00:00 – 00:40 Announcements
00:40 – 01:50 Intro
01:50 – 5:30 BSing About Tim’s Car & Directions
5:30 – 11:23 X-Men Days of Future Past review
11:23 – 15:02 SPOILERS
15:02 – 16:29 Wrap Up
16:29 – 17:42 Random Extra Audio from Episode 288

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TANcast 215 (Encore) – Noah Will Eat Your Other Half

May 19th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week is an encore presentation of the show were the boys were all together recording “live” at the SOMA StrEAT Food Park in San Francisco. Topics included food trucks (duh), the iPhone 5, and other random crap.

00:00 – 01:17 Preshow
01:17 – 02:28 Intro
02:28 – 08:16 Food Truckin’
08:16 – 14:10 iPhone Talk
14:10 – 21:12 Steamin’ Pile Of Streamin’
21:12 – 22:39 Wrap Up
22:39 – 23:19 ?????

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TANcast 287 – Less Than 2 Minutes In, And Someone Just Got A Face-full Of Poop

May 12th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys disrespect Moms everywhere just be recording on Mother’s Day. They talk about 24, Agents of Shield, Family Feud, and Unhung Hero. Then they pit House of the Dead against Disaster Movie in the Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.

00:00 – 00:37 Preshow
00:37 – 05:12 Intro
05:12 – 12:37 Mother’s Day
12:37 – 25:02 How the #$%* was your week?
25:02 – 37:45 Steamin’ Pile Of Streamin’
37:45 – 56:26 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tourament
56:26 – 57:55 Wrap Up
57:55 – 58:51 ?????

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TANcast 286 – If Only Funny Were Money

May 5th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys bring back TANlaughs and Lister Mail, spend some time watching things that are NOT crappy movies, and hate on “TV technology.”

00:00 – 00:38 Preshow
00:38 – 02:30 Intro
02:30 – 11:23 TANlaughs
11:23 – 20:53 Listener Email
20:53 – 45:06 How the #$%* was your week?
45:06 – 46:15 Wrap Up
46:15 – 47:17 ?????

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Green Hawaii (2000)

April 30th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 30

For the final blog in my “April Foolishness” series, I’ve turned things over to a guest blogger: Kermit the Frog.

Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here. Today’s blog is a special one. Its actually a recreation of a blog Tim wrote back in 2000 (before they were even called blogs, I think). It was all about our trip to Hawaii. Unfortunately, it was hosted on a Talkcity website and when Delphi Forums bought them out, they scraped all their Talkcity pages without warning. So while the pictures have been saved, the “hilarious” jokes and commentary Tim made have been lost to the sands of time. I shall do my best to narrate the images for you. Now, without further ado, here is Tim, Andy and Kermit go to Hawaii…a story in photos!

The first thing we did when we arrived was check out our room at the Outrigger Wakiki. I wasted no time making myself at home.

Next, we had to decide what options from the tour package we wanted. (Tim had won this big tour package in a karaoke contest. It was pretty sweet)

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Blog Fail

April 29th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 29 (sorta)

Whoops! This blog was supposed to be written on April 29th. Well I had a super good reason for not blogging that day. I was watching “Young Justice” on Netflix.

Oh did I say “super good reason?” I think I meant sad, stupid reason.

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Preschool Party

April 28th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s April Foolishness

Day 28

So today is my son’s birthday. You’d expect me to get all mushy right here, but I did that already and it’ll be years before my son reads this, so I just cut out the middle man and told him happy birthday to his face (his adorable little face).


Yes…his candles are Superman, Batman, and Darth Vader..what?!

What I’m here to talk about today is the “party” for his birthday at his preschool. Apparently last week, when my wife picked him up from preschool, they asked if we were bringing in cupcakes for the class for his birthday. So we thought, “Oh…I guess that’s a thing parents do at preschool. Ok.” So today I show up with cupcakes. I assume they’ll eat them after lunch, which is right about when I pick my kid up.

So I take my extended lunch break that my office graciously gives me to pick up my son during the day and when I get to the preschool, they’re playing soccer. The teacher asks me, “Do you want to have the party after the game?”

What?! First of all, since when so they play soccer during lunch time. Second, why didn’t the party happen already? I’ve got to drop the kid off and get back to work.

So basically, they stop the game, bring all the kids inside. They all sit down at the table with the cupcakes in the center. They sing happy birthday to my son. He grabs a cupcake…and then they put the rest away and tell the other kids to go back outside and finish the soccer game.

What?! (again) What was the point of that? Now all the kids are like, “But I want the cupcake now!” And I’m like, “Why did I bring a bunch of cupcakes for these kids to randomly eat when my son isn’t even there?”

To top it off, as I’m putting my son in his car seat, his cupcake slips out of my hand and falls on the floor of my car. Now he’s crying, I’m irritated, the other kids are confused…this sucks.

Next year, I’m not bringing cupcakes.

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TANcast 285 – God Is Real. Jesus Loves You. Great Grandma’s In Heaven.

April 28th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Andy poses questions about religion and child rearing, Noah tries Taco Bell breakfast, and Tim gets a cool birthday surprise. Then it’s a quick “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” round when Caligula faces off against the Love Guru.

00:00 – 01:20 TANlaughs
01:20 – 04:50 Intro
04:50 – 24:19 Andy’s “Serious” Topic
24:19 – 40:47 How the #$%* was your week?
40:47 – 51:38 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
51:38 – 52:54 Wrap Up
52:54 – 55:53 ?????

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