So I bought way too many strawberries for me to eat all by myself. Even with my might gut. So I asked my fiancee what I should do and she said make a crisp. That is what I did. You can see the product of my loins below.
I was just asked by a friend:
Who said this: “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.”
As with every quote I’m quizzed on, I passed it through my “If a monkey could talk, would it say ______?” filter.
If the filter returns “No monkey is that stupid,” then I know George W. Bush said it.
If the answer is “Yes, a talking monkey would definitely say that,” then I am forced to guess between “Fox News Anchor”, “Reality TV Star”, “Fox News Correspondent”, “Pop Princess”, and, of course, “Miraculous Talking Monkey”.
In this case I obviously chose Bush. And I was right. He said it in a speech in Poplar Bluff, Mo. on September 6, 2004.
I guess the blog title’s meaning is twofold: It was not too hard for me to tell who pulled that nugget out of his butt, and it is not to hard for you, gentle reader, to tell what I think of him.
Please do keep in mind that I am NOT a Democrat and this isn’t partisan bull. I just hate stupid people being in charge of important things, and I consider America to be pretty important.
Check out “Danger Dave,” the travel guide…he’s hot!
I don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work.
Why are you so cruel to me Windows? Can’t we just be friends?
I just checked, and it turns out I have a mass of 413 lbs. Thankfully I also happen to be shaped like a perfect cube with a side length of about 12 ft 5 in, so I displace roughly 1920 cubic feet of air.
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine what my scale registered.
Yes, this does mean I am about 0.345% as dense as you are. I think it may be all the methane.
On a happy note, I seem to have about doubled my aerobic capacity over the last 6 weeks.
On a sad note, it looks like I am going to have to double or triple my (admittedly light) workout routine if I am ever going to reduce my side length to 11 ft 5 in and thus hit my goal weight. Either that or (shudder) diet.
The A in TAN is turning older and here is a little diddy that I dedicate to him. Can you taste dirt yet?
If you are a fan of steam punk and masturbation, then this may be the video for you. Video is NSFW but because of what is said, there is no sex or nudity. Now that I think of it, this blog is NSFW or anyone really.
Steampunk DIY from Merlin Mann on Vimeo.
My mission to make a healthier McDonald’s Sausage Egg Mcmuffin turned out quite well I think. I used veggie patties (Safeway brand), whole wheat English Muffins, light cheese, Heart Smart butter substitute and regular eggs. I even made the egg cylinder like.
…shouldn’t be able to look at other people’s MySpace profiles.
For the uninitiated, this is my most popular blog on MySpace. So much so that I had updated it 6 times. Well, today I went to update it a 7th time and MySpace kept screwing up…so it moves here to TANcast in it’s entirety (including the 7th update)! Enjoy!
Listen, I’m sorry you’re hiding from some guy you shot down in a bar last week, but why should you get to look it me and me not get to look at you? What makes you so damn special?!
And also…if your profile picture looks like this…
How private are you, really? Those are your boobs, lady! If you’re trying to remain anonymous and avoid attracting attention…perhaps shoving your ta-tas all up in the camera may not be the best solution.
And that goes for you smart asses who just make your pictures private. Don’t post pictures on line if you don’t want people to see them. They’ve got a place for you to store your private pictures…it’s called the photo album in your closet, turd burgler!