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I was at work and I needed to print out some labels for filing purposes. I turn on the shared label maker and someone had been printing stuff before me. When the label maker powered on, all i could see was “ing Analy.” I was a little taken aback, like who is printing “Analy” labels and what are they doing with them?

Then I started deleting characters and saw the rest of the word “Analysis.”

I went to Ikea with my lovely wife last night to pick up a few things and on our way home, I had to get some gas. So as I get out of my car, wallet and some money in my hand. When this homeless guy, who was missing more then a few teeth and the teeth he had left looked like they were trying to escape his mouth, comes up to me and asks for gas money. I look over and his car is a red BMW that looked in good shape. I debated for a moment and decided to give him a few dollars and he thanks me and walks away. Then his woman gets out of the car, walks over and starts reading me a blessing from her bible and she looked like she gave up on brushing a long time ago as well.

My question is how the heck do you not have all your teeth, can’t afford gas but have a BMW. I have a steady job, most my teeth and I am not rolling in a BMW. I wondered if they are selling their teeth on the black market? How much money can you save if you stop brushing your teeth?

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In the closest thing they’ve had to an interactive episode, the TAN Boys nuke the fridge, mock 2/3 of our listeners, lament the fickle mistress that is Star Trek, suck themselves off a bit, talk smack about Xbox, create the new business casual, spin a yarn about the worst travel agent ever, reveal why they could never be on Jackass, and mock Tim for crying at Wall-E.

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… Meanwhile, at the Hall of Anal Injustice… The TAN Boys return to form in the long overdue 7th episode. They talk about inappropriate superhero behavior, continue our anti-Faux News rants, dazzle you with tales of the homeless, and we call in “fuck you” to work.

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The other day I took a shower and got my self all clean and groomed and then I went into the kitchen and washed some dishes from dinner. Know what happened then? My wife got so excited and happy that I was freshly showered and washing dishes that she got up from what she was doing to shower me with hugs and kisses.

Wouldn’t it be nice if the rest of life was that easy.

“Hi boss, I took a shower today and cleaned some glasses in our lunch room. How bout a hand job or a raise, your pick.”

So single fellas go shower and carry around plate and a sponge and the ladies will be on you like Tim on Superman.

So I take the bus to work most of the time. Not so much because I care about being green (although I try to be when I can) but because gas is high and bridge toll is high. So it is much cheaper for me to ride the bus to work. Since I ride the same bus so much, you see the same people over and over and let me tell you about this fat black lady. I have never really liked her, because often after people had lined up for the bus in the order they got to the stop, she would waddle up and cut to the front of the line with some people she knew. Not that is is a huge deal but it seems kind of rude and not very considerate to others.

Well know I have a new reason to dislike her. I like to sit in the back of the bus because on the bus that I ride there is a sit that is over the wheel that has more leg room then the other seats and I don’t feel as cramped in those seats. The fat black lady (or FBL) likes to sit in the row of seats right in front of where I sit. She also likes to sit in the aisle seat and let her fat arm hang into the aisle. Now the bus aisles are not that wide and her arm probably takes up 25-30 percent of the aisle. I should also mention that I get off the bus before her and everyday I have to squeeze past that lump of arm fat.

I could sit in front of her, sure, but I think you should try to keep your body parts and body fat in you little area. I know some people can’t help it but she has both seats to herself, she could scoot over. How would it be if I just hung my balls over the arm rest. No one wants to walk past that. Well elbow skin looks like ball skin, so it is almost the same thing.

P.S.

I also got my something. I will post an entry with pics later.

Hi All,

Just a quick note about the podcast this week. Tim is out with his wife celebrating a year of wedded bliss. I am not sure where Andy is, possibly on his way back home from California. We should be back in full effect next week.

Be strong true believers.
Noah

**UPDATE**
Looks like we’re gonna record a new episode Wednesday night so we should have a new episode Thursday or maybe Friday. Sorry for the delay.

See you soon
-Tim

I finally order my something from SomethingStore. Now I Wait.