TANcast

This time, the TANboys rip off yet another successful podcast as they discuss Wall-E, Hellboy 2, The Dark Knight, and Iron Man. Noah brings some insight to the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud. Then they take an extended journey into the world of inside jokes. They tell frightening tales of deficuitus-interuptus and try to get picked up by a major network. Andy comes up with the new TANcast catch phrase. Finally Tim does perhaps the stupidedist thing any podcaster has ever done.

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She just finished a 1/2 Iron Man Triathlon!!!

She swam 1.2 miles, biked 56 miles, and ran 13.1 miles…in 100 degree heat!!!

She is a superstar and I am sad I wasn’t there to support her, but I will congratulate her properly when she comes home 🙂

Well thanks to our brilliant “site administrator” we can’t post the new episode the usual way. But for those of you who are okay doing things the unusual way here it is…

Update: The glorious administrator has fixed the problem and now the podcast is available below!  He is all-knowing and all-powerful and is rightly to be praised, yea verily.  He also has edit powers and may have modified this post a little.

Yet another experiment goes wrong when the TANboys try to do a salute to the Netcot podcast. The boys each do a Top 7 list of their most watched DVD’s… the catch is that Tim and Noah can’t hear Andy and Andy can’t hear Tim and Noah. How could that go wrong?

For those of you who prefer your TANcast rambling and unfocused, fear not… the boys some how manage to get off on tangents about Twain Harte, CA, Hi Def Porn, and passive aggressive gay bashing.

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TANcast will be upgrading some back end software today.

We promise you: Shit is going to break!

When it breaks, and depending on how badly it does, you probably won’t see anything, including this message.

If you are reading this it is incredibly likely that you are either Tim, Andy, or Noah and you know who to scream at.

If you aren’t the T, A, or N in TANcast, then if you can see the site but something seems amiss (you can’t click on links, the site looks worse than normal, your RSS feed broke, iTunes lost our podcasts, etc.) please leave a comment on this post noting what went wrong.  If you can’t leave a comment or the site is completely down (presumably you saw this note beforehand) then please send an e-mail to the webmaster (address is just “webmaster” at this domain) with details, such as any errors you see.

We are the web equivalent of a one-horse town, and our one horse is a mildly retarded Shetland pony.  Thanks for bearing with us.

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I was at work and I needed to print out some labels for filing purposes. I turn on the shared label maker and someone had been printing stuff before me. When the label maker powered on, all i could see was “ing Analy.” I was a little taken aback, like who is printing “Analy” labels and what are they doing with them?

Then I started deleting characters and saw the rest of the word “Analysis.”

I went to Ikea with my lovely wife last night to pick up a few things and on our way home, I had to get some gas. So as I get out of my car, wallet and some money in my hand. When this homeless guy, who was missing more then a few teeth and the teeth he had left looked like they were trying to escape his mouth, comes up to me and asks for gas money. I look over and his car is a red BMW that looked in good shape. I debated for a moment and decided to give him a few dollars and he thanks me and walks away. Then his woman gets out of the car, walks over and starts reading me a blessing from her bible and she looked like she gave up on brushing a long time ago as well.

My question is how the heck do you not have all your teeth, can’t afford gas but have a BMW. I have a steady job, most my teeth and I am not rolling in a BMW. I wondered if they are selling their teeth on the black market? How much money can you save if you stop brushing your teeth?

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In the closest thing they’ve had to an interactive episode, the TAN Boys nuke the fridge, mock 2/3 of our listeners, lament the fickle mistress that is Star Trek, suck themselves off a bit, talk smack about Xbox, create the new business casual, spin a yarn about the worst travel agent ever, reveal why they could never be on Jackass, and mock Tim for crying at Wall-E.

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This episode was rushed together, so apologies if some of the edits are “sloppy”.

… Meanwhile, at the Hall of Anal Injustice… The TAN Boys return to form in the long overdue 7th episode. They talk about inappropriate superhero behavior, continue our anti-Faux News rants, dazzle you with tales of the homeless, and we call in “fuck you” to work.

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The other day I took a shower and got my self all clean and groomed and then I went into the kitchen and washed some dishes from dinner. Know what happened then? My wife got so excited and happy that I was freshly showered and washing dishes that she got up from what she was doing to shower me with hugs and kisses.

Wouldn’t it be nice if the rest of life was that easy.

“Hi boss, I took a shower today and cleaned some glasses in our lunch room. How bout a hand job or a raise, your pick.”

So single fellas go shower and carry around plate and a sponge and the ladies will be on you like Tim on Superman.