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Manga Girl?

November 24th, 2008 . by Noah

I was reading this article of at BoingBoing and I bet that girl is crazy! As my friend says “crazy in the head means crazy in bed.” I wonder if she likes getting fucked by tentacles because I have this Kitchen Aid attachment I would like to try.

P.S.

The Article says she is 22 but she really looks 12 to me.

This video makes her not look so 12 years old.

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TANcast 026 – When in Rome, Beat on Children

November 24th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week’s show features a “special” guest, a false start, a new chant for gay rights activists, and Fat Hate…and that’s all in the first few minutes.

You’ll also hear the TANboys talk James Bond. Tim, Andy, AND Noah will fill you in on the crap they had to deal with at their old jobs. Then you’ll hear Tim’s review of the Tropic Thunder DVD, hear the woes of having “ShitVo,” laugh at tales of goofy animals on the internet, before Andy tells a big secret his wife doesn’t want you to hear.

This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

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Small World is Back!!!

November 21st, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I was there for the first day of “Soft Openings” of It’s a Small World and below is the mediocre video result…(featuring a guest appearance by Van of the Netcot podcast)

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My Little Toy Gun

November 21st, 2008 . by Noah

Well not my little toy gun but honeyhoney’s little toy gun. I am really digging this song at the moment.

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Santa, baby…

November 18th, 2008 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

If I had more time on my hands, I think I might ask Santa for:

The Valve Complete Pack!

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Are you listening Boxee?

November 17th, 2008 . by Noah

I installed XBMC on my “Media Computer” this weekend. Pretty cool app, specially for free. It can scan movies on your computer and pull down all sorts of movie information such as trailers, movie posters, actors etc. It did pull in some wrong info for some anime and foreign movies I had on my computer but that is probably because I didn’t pick the right database for it to search. Also for the anime series I have, it just named them all the same name. So i can’t quickly tell if it is episode one or episode fifty-five. One thing I really like with XBMC is there is a script that will fetch Apple Trailers for you to watch. I should say I love watching trailers, sometimes they are better then the actual movie.

There is also something called Boxee, which is currently in Alpha. I am excited about that because it can pull in Hulu, CBS, CNN and some other sources. Now if they could somehow pull in videos from all the networks that offer their TV shows online. That would be the killer app and I may cancel my cable for that. They are currently in Alpha testing and it is invite only, which you can sign up for but their site says it can take a few weeks to get your invite. Currently they only support Mac, Apple TV and Linux but Windows version is suppost to hit this fall.

In case you are curious about my home entertainment setup. I have the Samsung 40″ TOC 1080p tv and that is hooked up to Acer X1200. I actually really like the Acer x1200. It has an HDMI and is pretty cheap at $500. You can check out the specs in the link above. If I were to get it now, then I would get the Acer X3200 with Blue-Ray (I also have an Xbox 360, Slim PS2, Game Cube, Dreamcast, Gameboy DS and an out of comission modded Xbox).

That is how Technology is, soon as you get something, they come out with the new model that has more features for a little bit more or sometimes the same prices and the item you got drops down in pirce. Technology is a cruel mistress.

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TANcast 025 – Take THAT, You Look Nice Today!

November 17th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

If you can brave the background noise of a Starbucks in Stockton, California, then you’ll enjoy this week’s wacky episode.

You’ll hear all about Noah’s wife’s sex dream, find out why Andy’s baby is crying, hear about bodily function mishaps in school, and get some great holiday shopping tips.

Quite a few TANflicks this week. The boys discuss Zach and Miri Make a Porno (again), Quantum of Solace, Star Trek XI, The Watchmen, JCVD, Madagascar 2, Soul Men, and then pitch a great idea for What Not to Wear…the Movie!

Tim pines the waning popularity of the Muppets, the boys puzzle over Steampunk, Tim mkaes smoe splling errrrors (eat it, Andy), and you’ll find out that James Lipton is a PIMP. Then they try and read some TANmail, muse over Barack Obama’s “Blackness,” show what sore losers they are, and finally fumble through another interminably long sign off.

This week’s special TANlaugh was performed by Alissa (http://lissalo.blogspot.com/).
(with additional laughs from comedians Ellis Rodriguez and Nico Santos)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

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Hey Stockton, Tim made the paper!!!

November 13th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Yup, there’s an interview with me in the Record. I’m on the front page! (of the “lens” section)

Check out the article here: http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081113/A_ENTERTAIN/811130320/0/A_ENTERTAIN03

They even gave TANcast a little mention…really built it up too. lol

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TANcast 024 – Sad Like Dead Fraggles

November 11th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Sorry this episode is so late, but good things come to those who wait…unfortunately, so does this piece of crap.

This episode the TANboys debate the merits of cats vs dogs, offend a new minority, give their post election wrap up, try to understand stupid Americans, and introduce the world to “TAN-ing.”

Plus they wet your whistle for Quantum of Solace, Noah talks Guy Richie, Andy tells the tale of the constipated baby, and Tim has some demands for his vasectomy. They also talk about CSI: Dominatrix, Fraggle Rock, renters blues, and return to the topic of angry wives.

And before the show can end, Andy has to tell one more story.

This week’s TANlaugh was sent in by Ben.
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Franchised and Disenfranchised All at Once

November 5th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

First off the good news…

Congratulations America…you finally got one right! I just wish my dad had lived to see this day. I can just imagine sitting on the couch with him this January and watching Barack get sworn in. I will have to appreciate the moment for both of us.

But as proud as I am of America, I am almost equally disappointed in California. It’s looking like Prop 8 is going to pass.

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