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TANcast 089 – Hell is Gonna Be Hot, Better Bring Your Uggs (High 5 Movie Themes)

March 2nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Before getting to their count down of their “High 5” list of movie themes, the TANboys start with a “tribute” to Andrew Koenig, then Noah shares another “Cooking by the Book” recipe, Tim reviews Captain EO, the boys indulge in some literal toilet humor, and Tim once again talks shit about the Now Playing Podcast.

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Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness!!!

March 1st, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Okay…TANcast.com has been a little lacking on the blogs in the last few months, well that will change in March! Picking up where I left off in September’s “30 Days and 30 Blogs,” I will be blogging once a day in the month of March. For those of you keeping count, March has 31 days! That’s a whole other level of commitment, baby!
What can you expect during Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness?
-Spelling errors
-Factual inaccuracies
-Bad puns
-Irrelevant subject matter
-a laugh or two (Not a guarantee)

So check back everyday in March and tell your friends to witness the train wreck that is Tim Babb’s inner thoughts.

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Who’s The Douche? Round 3

February 25th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s time once again to play America’s favorite game…

Somehow, after the past two rounds, Possible Douche 1 and Possible Douche 2 are chatting again. Let’s see who “wins” this round…

**Possible Douche 1 starts a chat with Possible Douche 2

Possible Douche 1
When’s the next time you’re going to the park?

Possible Douche 2
Today or tomorrow.

Possible Douche 1
Oh cool! We should say hi!

Possible Douche 2

“Hi”
done lol

Possible Douche 1
wow…you’re hella rude. K bye

Possible Douche 2
Did you mean to say “hella funny?”

Possible Douche 1
nope

Possible Douche 2
I’m pretty sure you did

Possible Douche 1

‘Cause that was definitely not one of your funny moments

Possible Douche 2
Hmmmm I respectfully disagree

Possible Douche 1
Ok…that’s fine

**at this point all communication from Possible Douche 1 stops abruptly

And it looks like Possible Douche 1 may be retiring from the game. PD1 will be missed. (not really) That is one sensitive douche!

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TANcast 088 – Check Out The New Hotness

February 22nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys revisit Kevin Smith’s Southwest troubles, Tim gets a “new” car, Andy works hard, the boys do 6 degrees of hot women from Firefly to Mad Men to V, Noah sings the praises of jail breaking iPhones, Noah’s “Cooking By The Book” segment makes it’s triumphant return, Tim talks shit about the Now Playing podcast, and the boys bask in the wisdom of Mr. T.

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The Spirit of Lincoln Endures

February 17th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I thought I should follow up on my previous post about my hat.

See why I love Disney? They got your back!

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TANcast 087 – Death and We Are The World

February 15th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The Boys review We Are the World 25 for Haiti, Tim and Noah see Kevin Smith at Macworld, snow makes stupid driver’s near Andy’s house, Tim reviews Ovo from Cirque du Soleil, you’ll view the “Hollywood” audition process through Tim’s eyes, the boys talk about the tragedy at the Olympics, and they talk about Kevin Smith’s experience with Southwest Airlines.

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No So Great Moments at Mr. Lincoln

February 12th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birthday.

But is THIS truly the way to honor what this great man stood for:

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TANcast 086 – Going On A Date With a Wet Paper Towel

February 9th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this episode: For Valentine’s Day, the TANboys tell the tales of how they met their wives as well as some wacky dating stories.

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Fuck Jenny McCarthy!

February 7th, 2010 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

So I had a fight with my wife recently. Believe it or not, the fight was about Jenny McCarthy.

Jenny McCarthy at E3 2006

Yes, that Jenny McCarthy.

Someone on television (perhaps Daniel Tosh) had poked gentle fun at her, implying, as I recall, that she only looks sane by virtue of standing next to Jim Carrey all the time.

Perhaps I have that backwards. It’s not important.

The argument boils down to this: I saw Jenny McCarthy on TV and, almost reflexively, expressed my opinion of her as follows (this is verbatim): “Fuck Jenny McCarthy!”

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Boldly Laugh

February 4th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It occurs to me that listeners of this podcast know I’m a stand-up only because I occasionally tell them it is so. So here’s a little proof…

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