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It’s Now Official…I HATE Sarah Palin

March 4th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 4

Ok…I was annoyed when she implied that there was a “real” America and, by implication an unreal America.

I was disappointed in the way she misrepresented the health care debate.

It rolled my eyes when she quit her governorship half way through her term.

But THIS is too far…she was on Jay Leno’s second night of his ill-gotten Tonight Show where she proceeded to try her hand at stand-up comedy. FUCK THAT! Read the rest of this entry »

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My Immunity Has Been Revoked

March 3rd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 3

Sorry, this is a short one because I’m sick! I hardly ever get sick and I hate it. Not that anyone LIKES being sick, but it sucks. I have crap I wanna do but I know I’ll make myself worse if I try.

Screw you, cold! Eat NyQuil and die!!!

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The Biggest Surprise of the Return of Captain EO

March 2nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 2

In 1986, a trifecta of awesome was bestowed upon young Tim Babb. Someone decided to combine the “Star Wars guy” (George Lucas) with Michael Jackson and do it in Disneyland. In doing so, they caused my young brain to melt with sheer joy. It was a 17 minute 3-D movie called Captain EO…and it’s back!!!

I went on last weekend to behold the glory and I was, indeed, transported back to my youth. But there was one thing I wasn’t expecting…I do not remember Angelica Houston’s character being kinda hot. Read the rest of this entry »

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TANcast 089 – Hell is Gonna Be Hot, Better Bring Your Uggs (High 5 Movie Themes)

March 2nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Before getting to their count down of their “High 5” list of movie themes, the TANboys start with a “tribute” to Andrew Koenig, then Noah shares another “Cooking by the Book” recipe, Tim reviews Captain EO, the boys indulge in some literal toilet humor, and Tim once again talks shit about the Now Playing Podcast.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
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Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness!!!

March 1st, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Okay…TANcast.com has been a little lacking on the blogs in the last few months, well that will change in March! Picking up where I left off in September’s “30 Days and 30 Blogs,” I will be blogging once a day in the month of March. For those of you keeping count, March has 31 days! That’s a whole other level of commitment, baby!
What can you expect during Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness?
-Spelling errors
-Factual inaccuracies
-Bad puns
-Irrelevant subject matter
-a laugh or two (Not a guarantee)

So check back everyday in March and tell your friends to witness the train wreck that is Tim Babb’s inner thoughts.

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Who’s The Douche? Round 3

February 25th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s time once again to play America’s favorite game…

Somehow, after the past two rounds, Possible Douche 1 and Possible Douche 2 are chatting again. Let’s see who “wins” this round…

**Possible Douche 1 starts a chat with Possible Douche 2

Possible Douche 1
When’s the next time you’re going to the park?

Possible Douche 2
Today or tomorrow.

Possible Douche 1
Oh cool! We should say hi!

Possible Douche 2

“Hi”
done lol

Possible Douche 1
wow…you’re hella rude. K bye

Possible Douche 2
Did you mean to say “hella funny?”

Possible Douche 1
nope

Possible Douche 2
I’m pretty sure you did

Possible Douche 1

‘Cause that was definitely not one of your funny moments

Possible Douche 2
Hmmmm I respectfully disagree

Possible Douche 1
Ok…that’s fine

**at this point all communication from Possible Douche 1 stops abruptly

And it looks like Possible Douche 1 may be retiring from the game. PD1 will be missed. (not really) That is one sensitive douche!

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TANcast 088 – Check Out The New Hotness

February 22nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys revisit Kevin Smith’s Southwest troubles, Tim gets a “new” car, Andy works hard, the boys do 6 degrees of hot women from Firefly to Mad Men to V, Noah sings the praises of jail breaking iPhones, Noah’s “Cooking By The Book” segment makes it’s triumphant return, Tim talks shit about the Now Playing podcast, and the boys bask in the wisdom of Mr. T.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
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The Spirit of Lincoln Endures

February 17th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I thought I should follow up on my previous post about my hat.

See why I love Disney? They got your back!

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TANcast 087 – Death and We Are The World

February 15th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The Boys review We Are the World 25 for Haiti, Tim and Noah see Kevin Smith at Macworld, snow makes stupid driver’s near Andy’s house, Tim reviews Ovo from Cirque du Soleil, you’ll view the “Hollywood” audition process through Tim’s eyes, the boys talk about the tragedy at the Olympics, and they talk about Kevin Smith’s experience with Southwest Airlines.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
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No So Great Moments at Mr. Lincoln

February 12th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birthday.

But is THIS truly the way to honor what this great man stood for:

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