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Pirate Booty

September 19th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Arrrr matey! Today be talk like a pirate day! And that suits me fine as I am already starting to prep my house for Halloween. I want to make my whole front yard into a pirate scene. I’ve already started getting props from various places. So the other day, my inflatable skeleton arrived. Yay!

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Great! Just what I wanted, now all I have to do is blow it up.

Wait… Is that?

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Um yeah, that’s the nozzle I’ve gotta blow the air in. It’s right on the skeletons butt. Really, inflatable skeleton company? That was your best idea? Now I gotta swab this pirate’s poop deck just to inflate the dang thing? Well, forget that…

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Of course I did it! Boney butts drive me nuts!

Today’s product is the perfect wrapping paper for any occasion. It’s the pattern of that green screen that tells you a movie trailer is about to happen. I’ve changed it to say a present is about to happen. Genius, yes? No? Fine.

Well it’s available in several sizes and glossy, linen, or photo gloss. Enjoy…

One Response to “Pirate Booty”

  1. KikiNo Gravatar Says:

    Finally something I’ll buy! 😀

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