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TANcast 264 – If It Was AquaKid, No One Would Have Shown Up

November 17th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys talk BatKid, Andy and his wife are evil, Tim sees Thor 2, and Noah gets “doored.”

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This week’s TANlaughs were from Johnathan, Chelsea, and Tyler
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***SHOW LINKS***

Aftercredits.com
http://aftercredits.com/

Bat Kid Make-A-Wish
http://tancast.com/2013/11/16/batkid-the-hero-we-need-right-now/

Electron Boy Make-A-Wish
http://wish.org/wishes/wish-stories/i-wish-to-be/erik-electron-boy

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9 Responses to “TANcast 264 – If It Was AquaKid, No One Would Have Shown Up”

  1. Jesus Says:

    Dude, isn’t that technically a hit and run?

  2. Justin Says:

    In regards to the TANlaugh about shooting the cat, maybe the implication was that the boy had fucked the cookie dough?

    Still doesn’t clear up how he had the velocity to shoot the cat, but there is one over-thought potential answer.

  3. Chelsea (the procrasting animator) Says:

    well never stealing jokes from jokes.com anymore 😛

  4. Chelsea (the procrasting animator) Says:

    Oh you know if some kid made a wish to be some Marvel super hero, you know Stan Lee would be there to have his cameo.

  5. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    I wish it were possible to “like” comments on here, Chelsea.

    BTW – Happy anniversary to you an Michele 😛
    (inside joke)

  6. Luke (TANcast's #1 Irish fan) Says:

    Justin – my concern over the joke is still why did the kid confess to his grandmother that he was jerking off? Saying that BB’s came out when you poop is one thing but admitting you were in the garage having a hand shandy is another…

    Moving on to Batkid, I have to say I’m surprised (but very happy) that the UK media picked up this story and featured it on the national news (similarly to the video Tim posted on the blog). Typically my access to news from across the pond starts and ends with TANcast and occasionally The Daily Show whenever I remember to watch it.

  7. Chelsea (the procrasting animator) Says:

    Since we have yet to talk about how children are diabolical….http://youtu.be/uFQfylQ2Jgg

    Also thanks Tim, read that whole comment thread in the morning, very very confused for a couple seconds. Husband found it hilarious right off the bat, shows how healthy a good night’s sleep it. 😛

  8. Dean Says:

    Tim, you’re thinking of saffron, which gives paella its color and flavor, and it’s hella expensive

  9. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Holy crap, Dean! You are 100% right.

    Tim words fail

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