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Star Wars: The Trek – Part 2

October 15th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

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Day 15

This is a continuation of yesterday’s blog. It’s part two of my fan script I wrote many years ago combining Star Wars and Star Trek. When we left the story, Luke, Han, Leia, Lando, Chewie, C3P0, and R2D2 were chasing space pirates who had stolen a time machine. The pirates had activated the time machine and created an “energy hole” in space (Did I mention I was a teenager when I wrote this?). Our heroes were following them inside. Let’s see how the story progresses, shall we?


Part 2

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET
(AS THE ENERGY HOLE GETS SMALLER AND SMALLER, THE FALCON AND LUKE’S X-WING SCREAM TOWARDS IT. THE FALCON DIVES THROUGH THE HOLE FIRST FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY LUKE WHO GETS IN JUST BEFORE IT SEALS ITSELF. THEN THE SKY IS EMPTY AS THE CAMERA PROVIDES A BETTER LOOK AT THE PLANET’S SURFACE REVEALING IT TO BE EARTH. THE FOLLOWING WORDS APPEAR ON THE SCRENE WITH THE SAME VIEW OF THE PLANET IN THE BACKGROUND:)
“MILLIONS AND MILLONS OF YEARS LATER…”
(CAMERA ZOOMS DOWN ON THE PLANET GOING THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND DOWN INTO A FOREST. THE CAMERA FLOATS THROUGH THE FOREST UNTILL IT REACHES A CAMP SITE. THERE, THREE FIGURES ARE PACKING UP THEIR CAMPING GEAR. THE CAMERA GETS IN A LITTLE CLOSER AND REVEALS THEM TO BE KIRK, SPOCK, AND McCOY DRESSED AS THEY WERE AT THE END OF STAR TREK V.)

KIRK: TWO WEEKS GOES BY A LOT FASTER WHEN YOU’RE ON
SHORE LEAVE.

McCOY: THAT’S ALL RIGHT WITH ME. IF THE TWO OF YOU SING
“ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT” ONE MORE TIME I’LL GO
CLIMB A ROCK.

SPOCK: INDEED DOCTOR. IT WILL BE AGREABLE TO GET BACK TO
THE SHIP AND RESUME MY DUITIES. THE INCIDENT WITH
SYBOK HAS PROVED THE NEW ENTERPRISE TO BE LESS
THAN PERFECT. I AM ANXIOUS TO SEE IF MR. SCOTT
HAS HAD SUFFICENT TIME TO GET THE SHIP FUCTIONING
AT THE LEVEL OF IT’S PREDICESSOR.

KIRK: OH NO, THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ENTERPRISE.

McCOY: NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

KIRK: THIS PLACE HAS. LOOK AT THESE MOUNTAINS, THESE
TREES…BONES, DON’T YOU GET TIRED OF LIVING ON A
SHIP? NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK ON REAL GROUND,
BREATH REAL AIR? SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I PICKED
THE RIGHT CAREAR. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I’VE SPENT
MY WHOLE LIFE ON STARSHIPS, IN MEETINGS, AND…
EVERYTHING SEEMS SO…SYNTHETIC.

McCOY: JIM, DON’T BE A FOOL. YOU’RE A CAPTAIN, NOT A
FORREST RANGER. YOU’RE THE BEST AT WHAT YOU DO
AND YOU LOVE DOING IT. DON’T FORGET YOU’RE NOT
TOO FAR FROM RETIREMENT. ALL OF OUR COMMISIONS
WILL BE COMMING TO AN END IN A WHILE. AND WHEN
IT’S GONE IT’S GONE. YOU’LL MISS IT AND YOU’LL
GIVE ANYTHING TO GET IT BACK. SO ENJOY IT WHILE
YOU’VE GOT IT.

KIRK: I SUPPOSE YOU’RE RIGHT. I’LL HAVE ALL THE TIME IN
THE WORLD DO THIS KIND OF STUFF WHEN I RETIRE. BUT
NOW IT’S TIME TO JOURNY INTO THE FINAL FRONTIER…

McCOY: TO BODLY GO…

SPOCK: WHERE NONE HAVE GONE BEFORE.

(KIRK FLIPS OPEN COMMUNICATOR.)
KIRK: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE…

(SCOTTY’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER THE COMMUNICATOR)
SCOTTY: SCOTTY HEAR.

KIRK: THREE TO BEEM UP.

SCOTTY: EYE SIR, THREE TO BEAM UP.

KIRK: ENERGIZE.

(KIRK, McCOY, AND SPOCK ARE BEAMED OFF THE PLANET.)

EXT ENTERPRISE-A, TRANSPORTER ROOM
(KIRK, McCOY, AND SPOCK ARE BEAMED ONTO THE TRANSPORTER PAD. THEY CROSS TO SCOTTY.)

SCOTTY: DID YOU ENJOY YOUR SHORE LEAVE LADS?

McCOY: OH SURE ANNOYING BUGS, COLD WIND, NO BED…IT WAS
A VIRTUAL PARADISE.

KIRK: HOW DID YOU SPEND THE PAST TWO WEEKS MISTER SCOTT?

SCOTTY: WHY, GET’EN THE OLD GIRL SHIP SHAPE FOR YA SIR.

McCOY: SCOTTY ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF?

SCOTTY: I COULDN’T LEAVE WHEN SHE NEEDS ME THIS MUCH.

KIRK: SCOTTY, YOU’RE GOING TO WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH.
SCOTTY: LOOK WHEN I RETIRE I’LL BUY A BOAT BUT FOR NOW,
IT’S TIME TO PUT THE OLD GIRL TO THE TEST.

SPOCK: QUITE RIGHT MR. SCOTT. WE SHOULD BE GETTING
UNDER WAY.

KIRK: TO THE BRIDGE.

(THEY EXIT.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE
(UHURA, CHEKOV, AND SULU ARE STANDING AROUND UHURA’S STATION.)

UHURA: COPY TOWER. WE’LL BE GETTING UNDERWAY AS SOON
AS THE CAPTAIN GIVES THE ORDER. STAND BY.

CHEKOV: SO SULU, WHAT’S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU APPLYING
FOR A PROMOTION?

UHURA: A PROMOTION? WHEN WAS THIS?

SULU: DURING SHORE LEAVE. THE EXCELSIOR WILL BE
COMMISIONED SOON AND THEY NEED A CAPTAIN. I PUT
IN FOR CONSIDERATION.

UHURA: BUT WHAT WOULD THE ENTERPRISE BE WITHOUT SULU
AT THE HELM?

SULU: OH, I’M SURE BETTER HELMSMEN THAN I WILL HAVE
A CHANCE TO PILOT THE ENTERPRISE.

(THE TURBO LIFT DOORS OPEN AND KIRK, McCOY, AND SPOCK STEP OUT.)

CHECOV: CAPTAIN ON THE BRIDGE.

(SPOCK, McCOY, CHECOV, AND SULU TAKE THEIR STATIONS AS KIRK WALKS TO THE CAPTAINS CHAIR.)

KIRK: UHURA, WHAT’S THE SITUATION?

UHURA: WE’VE BEEN GIVEN FINAL CLEARANCE. AWAITING YOUR
ORDER:

KIRK: THRUSTERS AHEAD MISTER SULU.

SULU: EYE SIR.

INT SPACEDOCK, SHIP HARBOR
(THE ENTERPRISE-A GLIDES TOWARDS THE OPENING SPACE DOORS.)

EXT SPACEDOCK, ABOVE EARTH
(THE ENTERPRISE-A SLOWLY PULLS OUT OF THE SPACE DOORS AND INTO OPEN SPACE.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

KIRK: ALL RIGHT LET’S GET GOING…MR. CHECOV SET
CORDINATES FOR…

SPOCK: CAPTAIN, THERE IS A TEMPROL ANNOMILY DIRECTLY
AHEAD.

KIRK: SULU?

SULU: CONFIRMED SIR. SOME SORT OF TIME CONTINUM RUPTURE.

KIRK: ON MAIN VIEWER.

(MAIN VIEWER DISPLAYES AN HOLE OF ENERGY RIPPING ITSELF OPEN IN SPACE.)

UHURA: WHAT IS THAT?

McCOY: IT’S A HOLE IN TIME.

SPOCK: FACINATING.

CHECOV: SOMETHING,S COMING THROUGH!

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(THE PIRATE SHIP EMERGES FROM THE HOLE, FOLLOWED BY THE FALCON AND LUKE’S X-WING.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

SULU: THREE SHIPS OF UNKNOWN DESIGN HAVE COME THROUGH
ANNOMILY. EACH HAS CHARGED IT’S WEAPON SYSTEMS.

KIRK: SHEILDS UP. OPEN HAILING FREQUENCIES.

UHURA: HAILING FREQUENCIES OPEN.

KIRK: THIS IS CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK OF THE FEDERATION
STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. YOU ARE IN FEDERATION SPACE
DISARM ALL WEAPONS…(TO SPOCK) ANY RESPONSE.

SPOCK: TWO OF THE VESSELS HAVE COMPLIED BUT ONE IS
ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE.

KIRK: SECURE IT WITH A TRACTOR BEAM.

CHECOV: EYE SIR.

UHURA: ONE OF THE SHIPS IS HAILING US.

KIRK: PUT IT ON VIEWER.

UHURA: THE SIGNAL IS AUDIO ONLY.

KIRK: ALRIGHT THEN, LET’S HEAR IT.

(LEIA’S VOICE CRACKELES OVER BRIDGE COMM SYSTEM.)
LEIA: THIS IS PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA SOLO OF THE NEW
REPUBLIC ALLIANCE. THE SHIP YOU ARE CURRENTLY
HOLDING IN YOUR TRACTOR BEAM BELONGS TO SPACE
PIRATES WHO HAVE STOLEN A EXPERIMENTAL TIME TRAVEL
DEVICE. IT IS THE RIGHTFUL PROPERTY OF THE NEW
REPUBLIC AND WE ONLY WISH TO RECLAIM IT.

KIRK: PRINCESS LEIA, WE ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH YOUR
REPUBLIC. PERHAPS, IF YOU COULD…

SULU: CAPTAIN, THERE IS A TEMPROL ENERGY SURGE COMMING
FROM THE PIRATE SHIP.

LEIA: THEY’RE GOING TO USE THE PORTAL AGAIN!!

SPOCK: THE ENERGY IS DISPURSING OUR TRACTOR BEAM. THE
SHIP IS PULLING AWAY.

KIRK: FIRE PHASORS TRY AND DISABLE THE CRAFT.

CHECOV: EYE SIR, FIRING PHASORS.

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(THE PIRATE SHIP CREATES ANOTHER TIME HOLE. THE ENTERPRISE-A FIRES PHASORS AT THE PIRATE SHIP. THE SHOT IS WIDE AND HITS THE HOLE. WHEN THE PHASOR ENERGY TOUCHES THE TEMPROL ENERGY, THE HOLE IS ENLARGED TO FIVE TIMES ITS SIZE. THE PIRATE SHIP FLYS THROUGH IT.)

INT MILLENNIUM FALCON, UPPER GUN WELL

HAN: THEY’VE GONE TO ANOTHER TIME PERIOD WE HAVE TO
FOLLOW THEM!

INT MILLENNIUM FALCON, LOWER GUN WELL

LANDO: ALRIGHT, LETS GO.

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

KIRK: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!

(LUKE’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER THE ENTERPRISE-A’S COMM SYSTEM.)

LUKE: IT IS IMPEITIVE THAT WE RETRIEVE THAT TIME PORTAL.

KIRK: NOW WHO AM I SPEAKING TO?

LUKE: MY NAME IS LUKE SKYWALKER. I AM A JEDI KNIGHT AND
A MEMBER OF THE NEW REPUBLIC SENATE. AND IT’S IS
IMPEITIVE THAT WE COMPLETE OUR MISSION.

INT X-WING, COCKPIT

LUKE: IF THE TIME DEVISE FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, THE
NORMAL FLOW OF HISTORY COULD BE CHANGED AND
REALITY COULD BE IREPERABLY ALTERED.

(LUKE SWITCHES HIS COMM)
LUKE: COME ON LEIA, LET’S GO BEFORE IT CLOSES.

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(THE FALCON AND THE X-WING FLY INTO THE HOLE.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE
McCOY: HELL OF A WAY TO END SHORE LEAVE.

KIRK: SPOCK, HOW BIG IS THE ANNOMILY?

SPOCK: DIFFICULT TO DETERMINE. IT APPEARS TO BE
CLOSING IN ON ITSELF.

KIRK: BUT COULD WE FLY THOURGH IT?

McCOY: JIM, YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS.

KIRK: WELL, YOU SAID I SHOULD ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF THE
TIME I HAVE LEFT.

McCOY: BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE WE’LL END UP.

SPOCK: I MUST AGREE WITH DOCTOR McCOY. THIS COURSE OF
ACTION IS MOST ILLOGICAL.

KIRK: GOOD NOW THAT EVERYONE’S IN AGREEMENT, TAKE US
IN SULU.

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(THE ENTERPRISE-A FLYS THROUGH THE HOLE.)

EXT INSIDE THE TIME PORTAL
(THE ENTERPRISE-A IS SURROUNDED BY A BRILIANT ARRAY OF ENERGY RIBBONS.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE
(THE CREW LOOKS OUT IN WONDER AT THE SPECTICAL OF THE TIME PORTAL.)

CHECOV: UNBELIEVABLE.

KIRK: WHAT IS IT MR. CHECOV?

CHECOV: NO READINGS CAPTAIN.

KIRK: SPOCK?

SPOCK: NOTHING. ALL SENSORS NON-RESPONSIVE.

UHURA: LOOK AT THAT!

(THE SCREEN SHOWS A HOLE OF SPACE OPENING IN THE ENERGY RIBBONS. THE OTHER THREE SHIPS FLY OUT THE HOLE.)

SULU: WE’RE COMING OUT OF IT.

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(THE ENTERPRISE-A EMERGES FROM THE HOLE AND TH EHOLE SEALS ITSELF.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

KIRK: CHECOV, WHAT’S ARE POSITION?

CHECOV: IT CAN’T BE

KIRK: WHAT IS IT?

CHECOV: OUR POSITION IS UNCHANGED. WE’RE STILL RIGHT
ABOVE EARTH.

SPOCK: THE THREE SHIPS ARE ENGAGED IN COMBAT.

KIRK: PUT IT ON MAIN VIEWER.

(THE SCREEN SHOWS THE PIRATE SHIP BEING PUMMELED BY THE FALCON AND THE X-WING.)

INT PIRATE SHIP, BRIDGE
(THE BRIDGE IS JOSTLED ALL AROUND AS IT IS RACKED WITH LASER FIRE. THE LEADER, STILL IN SHADDOW SHOUTS AT THE HELMSMAN.)

LEADER: ACTVATE THE PORTAL AGAIN!

HELMSMAN: THE BLAST FROM THE ALIEN SHIP SHORTED IT OUT!

LEADER: THEN GO TO HYPERSPACE, NOW!!

HELMSMAN: WE CAN’T THE NAVA COMPUTER IS DOWN!

LEADER: CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE ON THE X-WING! IF WE GO
DOWN WE’LL TAKE SKYWALKER WITH US!!

HELMSMAN: BUT SIR, LIFE SUPPORT IS BEGINING TO FAIL!

LEADER: SHUT UP AND DO AS I SAY YO FOOL!!

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(AS THE FALCON AND LUKE’S X-WING CONTINUE FIREING IN THE PIRATE SHIP, THE PIRATE SHIP TURNS ITSELF ABOUT TO FACE LUKE’S X-WING. IT THEN LAUNCHES A BIRRAGE OF LASER FIRE AT IT.)

INT MILLENIUM FALCON, COCKPIT
(CHEWIE, C-3P0, AND LEIA LOOK OUT AND SEE THE HEAVY DAMAGE LUKE’S SHIP IS TAKING.)

C-3P0: OH NO, ARTOO! MASTER LUKE!!

LEIA: LUKE! PULL UP! GET OUT OF THERE!

INT MILLENUIM FALCON, UPPER GUN WELL
HAN: CHEWIE, USE THE CONNCUSION MISSLES! THY AND KNOCK
OUT THEIR POWER SYSTEMS.

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(THE FALCON FIRES TWO CONCUSION MISSLES AT THE PIRATE SHIP.)

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

CHECOV: THEY’VE DISABLED THE PIRATE SHIP.

McCOY: WE CAN’T JUST SIT HERE AND LET THEM DESTROY THAT
SHIP.

CHECOV: THEY’RE BREAKING OFF THEIR ATTACK.

SPOCK: THE SMALLER SHIP HAS SUFFERED MAJOR DAMAGE.

INT X-WING, COCKPIT

(LEIA’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER COM.)
LEIA: LUKE, LUKE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

LUKE: I’M FINE BUT, MY SHIP’S SEEN BETTER DAYS.

(SPARKS SPIRT FROM VARIOUS PARTS OF THE COCKPIT.)

INT MILLENIUM FALCON, COCKPIT

LEIA: LUKE, WHAT WAS THAT?!

(LUKE’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER COM, BUT IT IS INTERUPTED BY STATIC.)
LUKE: THE PIRATE OVERLOADED MY POWER CONVERTER AND IT’S
SHORTED OUT MY STABILIZER.

INT MILLENIUM FALCON, LOWER GUN WELL

LANDO: YOUR TURBO GENERATOR IS GOING TO OVERHEAT, YOUR
ENGINE’S GOING TO EXPLODE! YOU’VE GOT TO EJECT.

(LUKE’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER COM, BUT IT IS INTERUPTED BY STATIC.)
LUKE: I’M ACTIVATING EJECTION SEAT NOW.

EXT ABOVE PLANET EARTH
(LUKE’S X-WING DRIFTS OFF, OUT OF CONTROL AS ARTOO IS EJECTED FROM THE CRAFT.)

INT X-WING, COCKPIT
(LUKE IS STIIL IN HIS SEAT, WITH A LOK OF ANTICIPATION ON HIS FACE. LEIA’S VOICE COMES OVER COM.)

LEIA: LUKE WHY HAVEN’T YOU EJECTED?!

LUKE: THE EJECTION SEAT HAS MALFUNCTIONED!

LEIA: HANG ON, WE’RE COMING!

LUKE: NO DON’T!

LEIA: WHAT?!

LUKE: MY SHIP COULD BLOW AT ANY MINUTE. I CAN’T HAVE
YOU RISK YOUR LIVES FOR ME.

INT MILLENIUM FALCON, BRIDGE
(LUKE’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER COM, BUT IT IS INTERUPTED BY STATIC.)

LUKE: YOU HAVE TO GET THE TIME PORTAL AND USE IT TO GET
BACK HOME.

LEIA: BUT WE CAN’T LEAVE YOU HERE.

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

UHURA: SIR, THE SMALL SHIP IS GOING TO EXPLODE AND THE
PILOT IS TRAPPED INSIDE.

(KIRK HITS A BUTTON ON HIS CHAIR.)
KIRK: SCOTTY?

(SCOTTY’S VOICE COMES OVER COM.)
SCOTTY: EYE SIR.

KIRK: GET TO THE TRANSPORTER ROOM AND BEAM THE PILOT OF
THE SMALLER CRAFT ON BOARD! AND HURRY!

SCOTTY: EYE SIR!

INT ENTERPRISE-A, TRANSPORTER ROOM
(SCOTTY RUNS IN AND HITS SOME BUTTONS ON THE TRANSPORTER COTROL PAD. KIRK’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER COM.)

KIRK: HURRY SCOTTY, HURRY!!
SCOTTY: LOCKED ON SIR.

KIRK: BEAM HIM UP, NOW!

(SCOTTY PUSHES A FEW BUTTONS.)

EXT ABOVE THE PLANET EARTH
(LUKE’S X-WING EXPLODES.)

INT MILLENIUM FALCON, BRIDGE

LEIA: LUKE!

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

KIRK: SCOTTY DID YOU GET HIM?

INT ENTERPRISE-A, TRANSPORTER ROOM
(SCOTTY IS FEVEISHLY PRESSING BUTTONS AND TURNING KNOBS.)

SCOTTY: STAND BY SIR, HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE PHASE
INTERLOCK.

(KIRK’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER SPEAKER.)
KIRK: SCOTTY, DAMN IT DO YOU HAVE HIM OR DON’T YOU?!

(LUKE BEAMS IN ONTO THE TRANSPORTER PAD.)

SCOTTY: GOT’EM SIR.

(CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON LUKE’S FACE, HE IS LOOKING AROUND, CONFUSED.)

INT: MILLENNIUM FALCON, COCKPIT
(LEIA, CHEWIE, AND C-3P0 STAND LOOKING OUT ON THE REMAINS OF LUKE’S SHIP. HAN AND LANDO RUN THROUGH THE DOOR. THEY STOP SHORT WHEN THEY SEE THE X-WING RECKEGE. HAN PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND LEIA WHO HAS NOW SHIFTED HER ATTENTION TO THE ENTERPRISE-A.)

LEIA: HE’S STILL ALIVE.

LANDO: WHAT?

LEIA: HE’S ON THAT SHIP!

HAN: LEIA, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.

LEIA: I KNOW IT’S IMPOSSIBLE BUT, I’M TELLING YOU IT’S
TRUE. LUKE IS ON THE ENTERPRISE.

(KIRK’S VOICE IS HEARD OVER THE INTERCOM.)

KIRK: PRINCESS LEIA, THIS IS ENTERPRISE. WE HAVE MR.
SKYWALKER ON BOARD.

LEIA: SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

(HAN FLIPS THE COM SWITCH.)
HAN: HOW DID HE GET THERE?

(LUKE’S VOICE COMES OVER INTERCOM.)
LUKE: IT’S A PRETTY AMAZING TECHNIQUE, HAN.

INT ENTERPRISE-A, TRANSPORTER ROOM

LUKE: YOU’LL HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

(HAN’S VOICE COMES OVER COM.)
HAN: I BET.

LUKE: KEEP YOUR EYES ON ARTOO. THEY’RE ABOUT TO DO IT
AGAIN. (TO SCOTTY.) ANYTIME YOU’RE READY.

SCOTTY: ENERGIZING.

EXT ABOVE PLANET EARTH
(ARTOO FLOATS THROUGH SPACE, WIRRLING AND BEEPING. THEN HE IS BEAMED AWAY.)

INT MILLENNIUM FALCON, COCKPIT
(HAN, LEIA, LANDO, CHEWIE, AND C-3P0 LOOK OUT INTO SPACE IN AMAZMENT.)

C-3P0: ARTOO? WHERE DID HE GO?

(R2-D2 BEEPS OVER THE COM.)

HAN: SON OF A DEWBACK.

(LUKE’S VOICE OVER COM)

LUKE: LOOKS LIKE WE’RE IN THE FUTURE.

LEIA: I’LL SAY.

LANDO: GUESS THE TIME PORTAL WORKS.

HAN: NO KIDDING.

INT ENTERPRISE-A, BRIDGE

KIRK: IF YOU’LL SHUT DOWN YOU’RE ENGINES WE CAN TOW YOUR
SHIP BACK TO SPACEDOCK FOR REPAIRS.

INT MILLENNIUM FALCON, COCKPIT

LEIA: WAIT, WE’VE GOT TO GET THE TIME PORTAL BACK FROM
THE PIRATE SHIP.

INT ENTERPRISE-A, TRANSPORTER ROOM

LUKE: CAN YOU USE THIS THING TO PUT MY FRIENDS AND I
ON THE PIRATE SHIP?

SCOTTY: EYE. THHAT’S WHAT THE TRANSPORTER’S FOR. OF
COURSE, WE HAVE TO GET CAPTAIN KIRK’S APPROVAL
FIRST.

(KIRK, SPOCK, AND McCOY ENTER.)

KIRK: LOCK ON TO THE PIRATE SHIP AND PREPAIR TO BEAM US
DOWN, MR. SCOTT.

SCOTTY: EYE SIR.

KIRK: AND BEAM THE OTHERS FROM THE PRINCESS’S SHIP
DIRECTLY TO OUR BEAM DOWN LOCATION.

SCOTTY: ALL OF THEM SIR? WHO’LL FLY THIER SHIP?

LUKE: IT’S OKAY. WITH THE THREE OF YOU TO HELP, ARTOO
AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS.

KIRK: ALL RIGHT THEN, SCOTTY TELL UHURA TO SIGNAL THEIR
SHIP MR. SKYWALKER’S WISHES AND BEAM US DOWN.

(KIRK, LUKE, SPOCK, McCOY, AND R2-D2 STEP [OR ROLL] ONTO THE TRANSPORTER PAD.)

KIRK: ENERGIZE.

(THEY ARE BEAMED OFF THE PAD.)

INT PIRATE SHIP, BRIDGE
(THE SHIP IS MOSTLY DARK AND THE CREW IS UNCONCIOUS. THE LEADER IS MISSING FROM HIS CHAIR. THE BOARDING PARTY BEAMS IN.)

LUKE: ARTOO, PLUG IN TO THE COMPUTER FIND THE TIME PORTAL
AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET SOME LIGHTS ON.

(ARTOO WHISTLES AND BEEPS AS HE ROLLS OVER TO THE COMPUTER/ASTROMECH INTERFACE. HE PLUGS IN.)

KIRK: SPOCK ANY READINGS?

SPOCK: THE CREW CONSISTS OF 7 HUMINOIDS. THEY APPEAR TO
BE UNCONCIOUS.

KIRK: McCOY?

(McCOY USES HIS TRI-QUARTER TO SCAN SEVERAL OF THE BRIDGE CREW.)

McCOY: IT SEEMS THE SUDDEN LOSS OF LIFE SUPPORT AND THE
TURBULANCE OF BATTLE HAS KNOCKED THEM OUT.

(THE LIGHTS GO ON AND ARTOO BEEPS.)

LUKE: THAT’S GREAT ARTOO. WHERE’S THE TIME PORTAL?

(THE SCREEN ABOVE THE INTERFACE DISPLAYS A MAP OF THE SHIP WITH A PATHWAY LIT UP TO WHERE THE TIME PORTAL IS LOCATED.)

LUKE: GOOD WORK. (TO KIRK AND CO.) COME ON.

(LUKE RUNS OUT THE BRIDGE DOOR FOLLOWED BY KIRK AND CO.)

INT PIRATE SHIP, WEAPONS STATION
(GINEUS IS REMOVING THE TIME PORTAL FROM THE CIRCUTRY GIRD. LUKE, KIRK, AND THE OTHERS ENTER.)

LUKE: DR. GINEUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

(DR. GINEUS TURNS AROUND TO FACE THE GROUP.)

GINEUS: SKYWALKER. THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE HERE.
THE PIRATES, THEY’VE BEEN USING THE TIME PORTAL.
I’VE JUST…DISCONNECTED IT.

SPOCK: WE SHOULD GET THIS SHIP AND THE OTHER ONE BACK
TO SPACEDOCK.

KIRK: QUITE RIGHT MR. SPOCK.

(KIRK FLIPS OPEN COMMUNICATOR.)
KIRK: KIRK TO…

(UHURA’S VOICE COMES OVER KIRK’S COMUNICATOR.)
UHURA: ENTERPRISE TO CAPTIAN KIRK.

(KIRK PAUSES AND GIVES A SMIRK TO SPOCK.)
KIRK: GREAT TIMING UHURA.

UHURA: SIR, I THINK YOU SHOULD RETURN TO THE SHIP.

KIRK: WHAT’S GOING ON?

UHURA: ANOTHER SHIP JUST CONTACTED US.

KIRK: AND?

UHURA: IT’S THE ENTERPRISE.

McCOY: THAT”S IMPOSSIBLE!

UHURA: IT’S NO MISTAKE.

SPOCK: PERHAPS IT IS OF A DIFFERENT REGISTRY NUMBER.

UHURA: WELL, SORT OF…

KIRK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

UHURA: IT’S THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE 1701…D

(CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON KIRK AS HE GETS THAT LOOK OF DRAMA THAT ONLY SHATNER CAN.)

To Be Continued…

One Response to “Star Wars: The Trek – Part 2”

  1. Jenn Says:

    This needs to be dramatized in a future TANcast episode.

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