Day 26

Omegle is a site where not only can you chat with strangers, you also find out exactly how strange they are. Truthfully most of my conversations on Omelge are pretty short…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: 33/m/USA
You: Wanna be bffs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

But occasionally you get thrust into a conversation with someone that reminds you that the world is CHALK FULL of people you would never, ever, ever, EVER want to meet in real life…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: got any cp?
You: cp?
Stranger: yup
You: what’s cp?
Stranger: kiddy porn
You: wouldn’t that be kp?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well child then
You: ah…well creepy question and no
Stranger: aww
Stranger: i was hoping u’d say yes
Stranger: then i could call u a sicko
Stranger: but u spoiled it
You: oh….darn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I’m glad I got a chance to meet this freak-ball before I read about him in the paper after he smeared himself with poop and trued to climb Mt. Rushmore.

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