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No Wonder I’m Not Famous

July 17th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

As a struggling comedian/actor I have myself listed on several casting websites designed to get me auditions. Today I got sent an e-mail from one of those websites about a role they think I should try out for…

Your profile matches three criteria for the following role: JENNY CRAIG WOMAN

Gender: Match

Portrayable Ethnicity: Match

Portrayable Age Range: Match

Description:
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT WOMAN (NO MORE THAN 20 LBS.) PRETTY, FRIENDLY, AND PERSONABLE…THERE IS DIALOGUE.
WE ARE GOING FOR A SEX IN THE CITY VIBE

So apparently I fit the type for a slightly overweight, sex-in-the city-esque woman. Yeah that makes sense. It’s nice to know that if this casting website ever ran across a call for a skinny, Mulatto dude to tell jokes that it wasn’t sent to me. Because apparently when casting agents look at this…

They see this…

So my audition is Tuesday at 3pm…wish me luck! (Hope there’s no casting couch)

8 Responses to “No Wonder I’m Not Famous”

  1. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    That second pic is one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen.

  2. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Geoff, I think you misspelt “arousing”. 😉

  3. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    (At least they think you’re pretty, Tim)

  4. Logan (Tancast #1 Annoyed Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Yeah Tim, way to kill the morning wood with that picture.

  5. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    @Logan….are you sure you don’t mean “cause the morning wood? Bazinga!

  6. NateNo Gravatar Says:

    Picture #2 is what they make paper bags for… It looks like someone just asked to put it in his/her butt…

  7. EricNo Gravatar Says:

    id tap that

  8. Hale (TANcast's #1 Mousetalgia Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I don’t understand… You probably shouldn’t have listed yourself as a female in your profile.

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