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More ID4? IDK

March 30th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 30

So according to this article, Will Smith has signed on to star in TWO sequels to Independence Day. I guess they’re going to shoot them back to back like Back to the Future, Matrix, and Pirates of the Caribbean did (has that strategy EVER produced movies that most people liked?).

But here’s the quite in the article I have to take exception to:

“…the much-beloved epic still has a place in the hearts of both casual and hardcore moviegoers.”

I’m sorry, but WHAT?! This movie is not a “much-beloved epic,” it was a great event movie that falls apart upon closer look. We’ve talked about this on the show before, but from the amazing laptop that can interface with alien technology, to Will Smith’s exoskeleton rattling bare handed punch, to the dog that survives a fireball that destroys Los Angeles…there is a truck load of crap that does not need to be fleshed out into 1 moer movie much less 2.

How much story could they possibly have to tell that they need two whole movies for? Earth is decimated at the end of the first one. If another group of aliens come to invade, Earth is fucked…end of movie.

Plus the director of this is the same genius who gave us Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and 2012. From the looks of things he got lucky with the first ID4 and has been trying in vein to move on to other things and now after failing repeatedly, he’s going back to the well. Just stop, Roland Emmerich, you gave it a shot…you had a great ride, but it’s over. Let sleeping aliens lie.

3 Responses to “More ID4? IDK”

  1. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    I agree, this is a bad idea.

  2. Mysterious Matt (TANcast's #1 Mysterious Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I was thinking about this post while shopping a couple of days ago, and thought of a great product/movie tie-in that they could do with these sequels. While I am not the graphic artist that Tim is, I am happy enough with my fiddlings to share it (I don’t want to embed it here in case its size makes the columns go whacky):
    http://noepic.com/images/IDSequel.jpg

  3. Mysterious Matt (TANcast's #1 Mysterious Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Oops, I meant to say – thanks for the link to my blog post the toher day, Tim.

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