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Really? That’s my “Fortune”

March 12th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 12
So I went to Panda Express today…because life is sweet sometimes! I got my fortune cookie and this is the message that awaited me when I opened it…

Really Panda? You’re not even trying anymore! Fortunes used to actually take a risk and says something was going to happen to you. Then they pussed out and just started to give advice. (“Don’t poke a stick in your eye” or something real bold like that). Now, it’s just “Ask Your Mom.” That’s just pathetic. No one could come up with something better than that? THose peopel who BS their way through horoscopes come up with 12 things every day. Just rip off one of those…sheesh.

Plus…this would totally ruin the “Between the sheets” game (Also known as “in bed.”)

4 Responses to “Really? That’s my “Fortune””

  1. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    That’s the worst “Your Mom” gag I’ve ever read.

  2. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    Is this for real? You really got this as your fortune? That is HILARIOUS. And you’re right, totally pathetic.

  3. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Totally real. I was truly disproportionally outraged. I shouted, “What the FUCK?!!!” Dynelle said, “Woah…Calm down.”

  4. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    That sounds about right for the two of you. 🙂

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