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TANcast 088 – Check Out The New Hotness

February 22nd, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys revisit Kevin Smith’s Southwest troubles, Tim gets a “new” car, Andy works hard, the boys do 6 degrees of hot women from Firefly to Mad Men to V, Noah sings the praises of jail breaking iPhones, Noah’s “Cooking By The Book” segment makes it’s triumphant return, Tim talks shit about the Now Playing podcast, and the boys bask in the wisdom of Mr. T.

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Kevin Smith’s Videos About Southwest

Christina Hendricks From Firefly/Madmen

Hot Disney Princesses

Dragon Slayers 2 Game

Noah’s Chicken Sauté Wraps Recipe

Noah’s Beef Tenderloin Recipe

No A Team cameo for Mr. T


12 Responses to “TANcast 088 – Check Out The New Hotness”

  1. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    OK – this is the best place I could think to ask: A girlfriend of mine is having babydaddy problems. We usually call BD “douchebag”. But that’s really too nice a term. There’s fuckstick (thanks Tim) and babydick, but I just know you all, ‘casties and ‘nasties alike, can do better. So, what should we call BD?

  2. NickNo Gravatar Says:

    Call him a DICKFOR and if you don’t know what that is maybe the TIm Andy or Noah can help show ya…..

  3. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Nick! I totally looked that up…! But in my defense, I never asked myself “What’s a dickfor?” I asked myself “What does dickfor mean?”


  4. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    GOOD GOD… if I want to spend THAT much time in the mind of Kevin Smith, I’d rent Dogma again (made it 1/2 way through 3rd video)

    Melanie, how’s about you call him “that dude we buried in the bog that time”?

  5. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Melanie, I have always been a fan of “pencil-dick” or “cock-whistle”, but I’m certain there will much better suggestions.

    Congratulations on the new car, Tim. And I wouldn’t put too much stock in the whole additude about Toyota having recall problems when the exact same problem with sticking accellerators can be found in GM vehicles (Pontiac Vibe anyone?). Basically the same car as the Matrix/Corolla, but I haven’t heard a peep about it being on the recall list, at least not as much as the Toyota models.

    Andy, I can see your point on the tax on fast food, but my opinon on it is that any “sin” tax is inherently flawed. The tax itself is imposed to make it more difficult, perhaps infeasible, to get the substance (alcohol, cigarettes, etc.) which all have negative effects on the people who abuse them. The collected taxes then go to funding of specific programs/treatments to care for the people who abuse the substances. But if the tax itself is supposed to lessen the usage of the substance by making it cost prohibitive, that minimizes the revenue that the government can collect to run these programs. And, again in my opinion, when the government starts a program, it very rarely tends to stop it, or at the very least reduce the funds allocated to it, thus causing more funds being directed from other taxes to that program.

    And I’m also sorry you had a dream with Sarah Palin in it.
    Be thankful it wasn’t Glenn Beck, and also be thankful that it wasn’t dealing with her wanting to “peg” you…

  6. NickNo Gravatar Says:

    Melanie you are tooooo funny did you “Google” DIckfor? what did it say? i am to lazy to look it up my self……

  7. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Yes, Nick, I Googled it… 🙂

    Thanks for the suggestions, I’ll pass them on!

  8. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Melanie – Don’t forget cock stain, fuck hole, pig fucker, shit dildo (courtesy of Distorted View), ass face, and anal blister.

  9. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Alice in Wonderland…..yes please.

  10. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    They’re all good, but my fave was Dean’s. Congrats, your prize is in the mail!

  11. Todd (Tancast's #5 Biggest Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Typo of the week!!!!!

    This week’s Tanlaughs were sent in by **Dave in the Ellie** and Todd.

    Good day,

  12. Luke (TANcast's #2 UK Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    No mention of Karl Pilkington on the comments?
    He really is that stupid…
    I once questioned if it was just an elaborate act, but I then had a conversation with my friend which led me to believe people like that do exist (she was talking about inventing invisible umbrellas; the whole story gets told on my podcast at one point).

    But yeah, their podcasts are hilarious I think.
    I’ve only seen the animated stuff a couple of times; it’s pretty cool, although totally just money for essentially nothing as far as they’re concerned. The material is all there. They freely admit this fact though.
    And the ‘other guy’ is Ricky’s co-writer, Stephen Merchant. (He co-wrote ‘The Office’ with him for example).

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