Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 8
I just got a fireproof, waterproof external hard drive from ioSafe. Given the recent spate of end-of-days weather and my bout of terminal heathenism, I thought it best to be prepared. If they had one that was frog-, blood-, locust-, lightning bolt-, and zombie army-proof I’d probably have paid for the upgrade.
The only problem with owning such an awesomely serious piece of hardware (I swear to Super Panda this thing weighs 25 lbs.) is that you only get to show off the coolest features during an emergency.
I don’t know if I mentioned this on TANcast before, but I used to make my own black powder. My final presentation in High School Chemistry cleared a lecture hall. I’ve burned all the hair off one of my arms. More than once.
Do you see what I’m getting at here? Do you see how there may be a certain compulsion I’m choking back?
(Burn it all down!)
Wait. What was that?
(Oh shit! He can hear us?)
Um, I think I need to go take a cold shower in a dark room and think of things burning. No, NOT burning! Not.
Ah well. If we lose the house at least I know our taxes, Junior’s baby pictures, and my porn collection will be safe.