Last night I decided stopping my stomach from growling immediately was worth more than my long term health, so I stopped in at a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut to do some serious damage to my innards.
Then I noticed this place was hiring when I saw this:
Let’s look closely at this poster. Not only is that woman SUPER happy to be working there, but there is all sorts of strangeness going on…
First off she’s clearly traveling at super speed. She’s run in so fast there’s nothing but a blur behind her. I didn’t know a job at Taco Bell could help you move that fast. I know that after eating one of their bean burritos I move that fast to the bathroom, but that’s another matter.
Then there’s the matter of the headphones and CD floating in the air. Apparently they give you a crazy CD player when you start working at Taco Bell. Which would be really cool…back in 1999…but we use MP3 players these days…more over, I’d rather you were listening to my request to hold the onions than rocking out to Kids Bop 7. (but at least hey throw in ONE roller blade skate…that’s…always useful)
But the best part is the text at the bottom: “Follow America’s Lead.” Is that the best advice in this point in history? Regardless, since when is America leading the way into shitty fast food jobs? And who would want to follow that lead?
Well I putin an application…we’ll see if they call. (Hello discounted Cruchwrap)