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TANcast 047 – You’re Like the Hitler of Ants

April 26th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

This week: Noah is surprised by bizarre porn, Andy re-joins the work force, TV networks screw up their own line ups, Noah goes house hunting, Noah uncovers Jamba Juice’s secret menu, Andy finds odd weight loss strategies, The boys show off their professionalism, the excitement of gardening is lost on Tim, and Andy keeps his number low “on purpose.”

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13 Responses to “TANcast 047 – You’re Like the Hitler of Ants”

  1. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I used to work at a porn shop and no, it’s not work-safe.

  2. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I haven’t listened yet (my comp is giving me problems and I don’t want to risk it…) but just in case:

  3. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Damn right I’m TANcast’s number 1 Aussie Fan. 🙂

    Andy, you do a good “cold read”, my friend.

  4. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim, is this the sort of thing that you were after? http://bit.ly/wUUl2 ?

    Okay, it should be better annotated, but I, like Tim before me, reached a stage where I couldn’t be stuffed. Also, I wasn’t sure exactly what was being said about Andy’s wife’s age, so it was all becoming (even more) meaningless anyway.

    And sorry for the green bit, Andy, I couldn’t resist. 🙂

  5. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Shale (shail?) Is more grey than black, but I have never seen you in person so it may work for you 😛

  6. Kris (TANcast's #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    So I am sad my pickle sandwich link was overlooked 🙁 oh well! maybe you guys never got it. Well ….

  7. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Kris, stay tuned… 🙂 I have a strong hunch that you will hear us speak of it in the future. A very strong hunch. (Spoiler alert: We’re talking about it next week)

  8. Kris (TANcast's #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    LMAO! Woo Hoo!!! 😉

  9. Kris (TANcast's #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    The character that shows for me looks like it’s ready to give head!

  10. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Wow – I often combine TANcast and garndening; I listen while I weed. Pull weeds, I mean. Tim – gardening’s super easy, and the payoff is food that actually tasets like food! Like Noah said – spinach and lettuce grow super fast, and you can do it on pots. Tomatoes take a little while, but you can grow cherry or smallish tomatoes in pots for salad – I had two cherry tomato plants in my backyard last year and had more than I knew what to do with.

    Fruit trees do take a while, but it’s worth it if you will be living where you plant them for a long time. 9 years ago, we decided to plant 3 trees in our postage-stamp sized backyard: lemons to make chicken picatta and lemonade, mexican limes to make margaritas, and oranges, to make tequila sunrises. In 9 years we’ve only gotten 5 oranges, so that sux, but we do get lemonade and margies from the other two trees.

    And lemon-lime cheesecake, too!

    Oh shit – have I totally exposed myself for the garden-nerd that I am? Fuck. I have, well, had, a reputation. Well, not around here, but somewhere…Fuck.

  11. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Well, I listened. But that was a few hours ago and I’m sick so I don’t remember most of it. I do like the new TANlaugh intro tho… not that my opinion matters anymore. 🙁

  12. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I barely remember exactly what was said, and it may have been addressed (if it wasn’t then I blame Andy, because he should catch this shit), but the article about the lady with the tumor said “…no traces remain of the bone tumor that once ballooned from her pelvis and represented a third of her body weight.” so that would mean she weighed eighty pounds after the tumor was removed. Maybe someone caught that, and I forgot. If so, I’m sorry to whoever I just forgot. But it’s 4 AM, and I still haven’t slept (I blame TANcast). So now…. I’m gonna go get some orange juice!

  13. Jess (TANcasts 1200th Customer)No Gravatar Says:

    Hey Tim:


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