Few people know that Tom Hanks is a true pimp. What’s his secret? He knows how to say just the right thing. Here are the Top 10 Tom Hanks Pick up lines*…
10. You wanna ride my Apollo 13…inches?
9. Let’s go back to my place and do a little Forrest Humping.
8. You know you wanna get up on Angels and Deez-nuts!
7. I’ve seen a lot of nice breasts but yours are in a League of Their Own
6. Get in the car, we’re going on the Road to Insertion
5. Why don’t you let me take your top off so me and your Bosom can become Buddies?
4. It may not be Green, but it’ll feel like a Mile
3. Are you ready for Charlie Wilson’s Wang?
2. Come away with me to a desert Island where I will Blast Away on you all night long!
1. Check your box, ’cause You’ve Got Male
*This is what happens when two comedians (myself and Ed Greer) are ride back from a show and are getting a little loopy late at night.