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TANcast 035 – Train Wreck 2: Wreck Harder

February 1st, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the show goes off the rails thanks to Tim and his crappy router and his internet-leaching neighbors. But just like a train wreck, you’ll be drawn to it in spite of yourself….and you’ll hear Tim’s story of hanging with 5 hot Kougars in their underwear, which leads to talk of strip clubs, Noah and Andy talk Taken and Watchmen, there’s talk of IMAX theaters, a quick game of Insult Improv, Andy’s year of funny things, Andy’s wife’s squirrel vendetta, Andy’s Mom is a hit in China, the phenomenon of free shit, soda vs cancer vs Yahoo Answers, and finally an interesting sex term.


This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Bryce and Todd

Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com


[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.


Bush-Obama Morph


Italian Job Roller Coaster Commercial


Kougar Magazine


Tim’s Anti-Valentine’ Day Music Video


Chubarama: A Website for Bears


No More Kings “Sweep the Leg”


24 Responses to “TANcast 035 – Train Wreck 2: Wreck Harder”

  1. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    You didn’t want to go with “Train Wreck 2: Locomotive Boogaloo”?

  2. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Dudes, you can’t dice TANlaughs(TM). Without them to tell to my wife, I’ll have to resort to one of the other 786 things I do that make her disgusted with me.

    Worst episode: the first game night. And yes, I still want you to give it another try.

    Love the show, guys.
    I feel purple.

  3. Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I love TANlaughs!

    This show was brought to you by the word “GAY.” Thanks TANboys! You know I embrace my gayness and I love when you three do also! Tim I’m comming out to your neck of the wood sometime this year and I want to go to Disneyland, will you be my date?

    Otherwise keep up the good work! Penis tatoos not so hot!

  4. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I love tanlaughs!

  5. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I love hearing my TANlaughs

  6. Alissa (Tancasts #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I still don’t buy your story! And I definitely ain’t gonna buy some magazine for cougars…so you’re a liar, Tim. Lies! Haha.
    Oh wait…Tim… you’re a (soft) pornstar.

  7. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Dunno – since I’m approaching Kougarhood, Tim, will you be my bitch? i don’t have nearly enough bitches.

  8. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Keep the TANlaughs! I forget what else I was going to say

  9. AdamNo Gravatar Says:

    The roller coaster used to be italian job but lost sponsership its in Bristow Virginia an hour away from Washington D.C

    Love the Tanlaughs!!! use them when we pass around jokes we heard at improv practice

  10. AdamNo Gravatar Says:

    The roller coaster used to be italian job but lost sponsership is also in Bristow Virginia an hour away from Washington D.C

    Love the Tanlaughs!!! use them when we pass around jokes we heard at improv practice

  11. MattNo Gravatar Says:

    the space mountan roller coaster in dineyland paris is a lot better than the one in the states. its based off of jules verns From the Earth to the Moon.

  12. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I will always be a fan of any roller coaster that doesn’t have vomit in the seat!

  13. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Oh, and I like the TANlaughs!

  14. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    TANlaughs are good, but even better when they’re bad

  15. Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Ok so fine, I’m the ONLY person that hated TANgames.
    Go ahead and do another game show, but I request that it be a game of Pictionary!

  16. Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Also, I forgot to give my vote to keep TANlaughs in the show.

  17. Anastasia (Tancast's Most Annoying Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Ooh! I love TanLaughs! Uhhh game nights would be mre fun if you all weren’t so drunk…

  18. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    I like how Tim’s story progressed from simply chicks in a hot-tub to cougars, leathers, chains, whips and the classic rose in the teeth! My nephew is in Vail at the moment and he said he sees a lot of cougars there (after the young blood!). Had never heard that term until then. My vote is to keep the TANlaughs please 😀

  19. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    As for strip clubs, I only have one experience them. My friend and I went out with some local lads when we were in New Zealand. We ended up in a strip club (with private rooms out the back ;-)) in Rotorua. The guys would wave a dollar (about 40p) and get some boobage in the face or whatever, and my friend and I would sit drinking and try not to feel too uncomfortable! Then the guys started to wave the dollars above our heads so the girls would do a dance for us (why?). Was an experience – especially when one girl did the splits between the two tables in front of us, and then bounced up and down! My friend and I are so British (reserved and awkward) we didn’t know where to look!

  20. Luke Wall-E (TANcast's #4 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I love having my name mentioned on TANcast :]
    Me & Jo represent the UK :]
    Keep TANlaughs.
    Get drunk again.



  21. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Last year, on my birthday, I had a very awkward experience. I live in New Orleans, where strip clubs are like Walgreens. I was walking around the French Quarter with my fiancee , Nina, and we ran into my mom, stepdad and their friend. I made a joke about us going to a strip club and my mom thought that it would be a great idea. I really didn’t want to go considering I’d be caught between my future wife and mother. Before long, my mom was telling strippers it was my birthday and giving them money for me while they’re wrapping their legs around my neck with Nina is giving me a dirty look with her arms crossed. Before long, the same stripper had her puss up against her face. The dirty look never stopped. It was so fucking bad and she was so mad at me. I wasn’t enjoying it. My mom did though. 🙁

  22. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    Bryce, your story sounds absolutely excruciating!! I was cringing while I was reading it. You can always remind your future wife/wife that it wasn’t your idea – oh no wait, you suggested it – ok, well at least your Mum had a great time! 🙂

  23. ToddNo Gravatar Says:

    Strip Clubs + Fiance/Wife = Bad News

    Keep the Tanlaughs coming! Remember, there’s laughter in slaughter.

  24. Todd (Tancast's #5 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I’m claiming Tancast’s #5 Biggest Fan! :o)

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