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Noah has Funny Brain Issues

September 16th, 2008 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

On the 11th, Noah and I had the following IM conversation regarding this site:

Noah: TANcast appears to be done
Andy: Done?
Noah: down
Andy: Dude
Andy: That is a big difference

I’m sure you will all agree that “done” sounds pretty damn final.  I thought something had gone horribly wrong with the hosting, or Noah’s wife was going to make him quit, or Tim’s laptop had died, or the government was threatening to shut us down because we talked about Bristol Palin’s boobs, or something equally bad.  Nope.  Noah couldn’t access the site from where he was, but picked the wrong word when telling me.

Once the confusion had passed, I didn’t think anything more of it until we had this conversation today:

Noah: I got my 160gb ipod today
Noah: it is so fun getting a new toy
Andy: Yay
Andy: did you make sweet love?
Noah: oops
Noah: i meant get
Noah: it is on a fed ex truck somewhere
Noah: just waiting to get into my sweet little hands
Andy: Ah
Andy: Dude, you often have conceptual typos
Andy: word spelled right, but wrong word that changes the meaning
Noah: i know
Noah: my hands go faster then my brain
Andy: LOL
Andy: Not me
Andy: my big monkey paws are ponderous…

I think it’s always amusing to see what sort of fun trouble Noah’s brain can cause, so I wanted to share the joy with all of you.

4 Responses to “Noah has Funny Brain Issues”

  1. MikeNo Gravatar Says:

    Noah, sometimes my hands go faster than my brain too. But even then, I still manage to convey my point properly. Barely, because it comes out resembling something like this: “vdfoigofgnafg”, only somewhat more legible. Or like when I was putting my email and website back in, and I accidentally flipped them. You sir, just have a problem. I’m afraid I don’t know how to help you though.

    On another note, thank you for sharing this with us Andy. I needed something to make me laugh, now that I once again have an internet connection. (Side note: Thank you to Tim for letting me know the new TANcast was posted while my connection was down).

  2. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    Ponderous, man… fucking ponderous… goddamn death dedication…. fucking uptempo song… ponderous…

  3. BryceNo Gravatar Says:

    I hope someone gets a tattoo of Dick Clark making an angry face with “Fucking ponderous, Man!” under. I just may.

  4. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    It was Casey Kasem but who is counting.

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