I logged on to YouTube the other day to find out I had 13 new comments on my various videos. I deleted them all but I thought I’d share then with y’all.
They were all from one guy and he loves my work! Check out these glowing reviews…
This was a response to my Kingdom Comedy: Cell Phones video:
Here is what I hate about your show. You ahev a REALLY funny joke (When you were talking on your phone in Pirates) and then totally ruin it with your “I’m a loser” What the hell is that?
Awesome I can’t wait to read his other comments…
Here’s one about the Disneyland/Six Flags Debate:
I really don’t understand why people think these shows are funny. You take SUCH good opprotunities for something funny and just destroy them. How the fuck could somebody think this was funny? “His mom must be proud” Dude, you seriously aren’t funny. Your job as a comedian is to be funny. You aren’t so find a different career.
My favorite part about this comment was the dude posted it 8 more times on 8 other of my videos! Hell yeah, brother! Hate spam! That’s new to me! “I hate you!” **copy, paste** “I hate you!” **copy, paste** “I hate you!” **copy, paste**…
A few times he added a little flair like when he posted it on my Comedian’s Journey video he added…
Do you really think you are funny by saying that you just took a HUGE crap…How mature. I feel bad for your first date. This is fucking disgusting.
Ya gotta grant him this one. That is a fairly low brow video. That’s how I roll sometimes .
But then, on my Lovely Ladies of the Land video he posted his favorite hate spam and then added:
Making moves on a Duck? Damn, you are pretty desperate.
Hey Geoff will, back me up. That is a sexy duck!
But my personal favorite was his addition to his hate spam on my Toy Story Mania video:
FUCK YOU TIM BABB! YOU ARE GETTING SO FUCKING ANNOYING! ALL OF YOUR SHOWS SUCK BUT THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST!
Priceless!!! That’s a lot of hate right there! He’s screaming in all caps! I dunno why but I get a kick out of the image of the guy just red faced at his little computer pounding away at the keyboard! Just wishing for my death! Sadly, there are no more comments from the lad after this becasue I blocked him at this point. I felt maybe if he couldn’t comment anymore he would stop watching and eventually calm down. Hopefully he didn’t go out driving after this, because clearly he was quite irate.
I can’t imagine how he could get so angry watching Disney videos. What’s more, I can’t imagine why he would keep watching after he clearly didn’t enjoy them.
“I hate this! It is revolting!”
Of course, this particular douche bag doesn’t have any videos of his own, because instead of putting himself out there and creating, he’s tearing down others who do.
I just want to tell this poor, fool…you can do BOTH!!! There’s enough time to make a video of your own and tell someone else that THEIR video sucks! You can do it…just believe in yourself!!!
But I gotta thank this guy. As a comedian and an “artist” (barely) you hope to move people in some way. And this man was clearly moved…sure he was moved to hatred…which isn’t exactly what I was going for…but it’ll do.