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How much are teeth going for these days?

July 24th, 2008 . by Noah

I went to Ikea with my lovely wife last night to pick up a few things and on our way home, I had to get some gas. So as I get out of my car, wallet and some money in my hand. When this homeless guy, who was missing more then a few teeth and the teeth he had left looked like they were trying to escape his mouth, comes up to me and asks for gas money. I look over and his car is a red BMW that looked in good shape. I debated for a moment and decided to give him a few dollars and he thanks me and walks away. Then his woman gets out of the car, walks over and starts reading me a blessing from her bible and she looked like she gave up on brushing a long time ago as well.

My question is how the heck do you not have all your teeth, can’t afford gas but have a BMW. I have a steady job, most my teeth and I am not rolling in a BMW. I wondered if they are selling their teeth on the black market? How much money can you save if you stop brushing your teeth?

2 Responses to “How much are teeth going for these days?”

  1. Alissa Says:

    I’m thinkin maybe they killed a man in the name of Bob and stole his BMW.

  2. Tim Says:

    As a person who does a poor job of taking care of his teeth, I can tell you that the savings are negligible.

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