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What would I get if put the seat down?

July 15th, 2008 . by Noah

The other day I took a shower and got my self all clean and groomed and then I went into the kitchen and washed some dishes from dinner. Know what happened then? My wife got so excited and happy that I was freshly showered and washing dishes that she got up from what she was doing to shower me with hugs and kisses.

Wouldn’t it be nice if the rest of life was that easy.

“Hi boss, I took a shower today and cleaned some glasses in our lunch room. How bout a hand job or a raise, your pick.”

So single fellas go shower and carry around plate and a sponge and the ladies will be on you like Tim on Superman.

2 Responses to “What would I get if put the seat down?”

  1. Geoff Says:

    I first read “your pick” as “you prick”. I don’t know why. I think I like my version better.

  2. Dean Says:

    Making waffles also goes a long way toward building marital goodwill…

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