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I wonder if Lindsay Lohan misses her boobs…

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For the love of God, somebody feed this girl!

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Thanks to KCRA’s love of “local fluff” slide shows, you can all get in line to meet me now…

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I just figured out that Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu and his grandson Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues are really just allegorical representations of the life of Jesus Christ, with the wandering and the good-doing, and the ass-kicking with the beating stick, and so forth.
I think they upped the ass-kicking [...]

Listen, children, as I impart a lesson learned by watching a dog take a shit.
Like Jimmy Pop said, I hate poopin’ in public places. The constant noise of others coming and going (pardon the pun) really makes my brown eye squint. I’m always super self-conscious about the rude noises and foul smells coming from my [...]