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Ah-mer-uh-kuh?

Posted on April 29th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I only have one thing to say in reply to this video, and that is… America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah. America! FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way, yeah. Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too America! FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt […]


Catusha, Bringer of Pizza

Posted on April 8th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I sold my soul to a lovely temptress and the price was pizza, cake, and a “Birthday Girl” tiara for me to wear. All is forgiven. Farewell, holy chonies…


Catusha, Destroyer of Souls

Posted on April 8th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

My girlfriend demolished my last pair of old chonies last night. I had thought I was pretty fucking clear with her about my sentimental attachment to them the last time she destroyed a pair, or perhaps the time before that, or maybe the time before that. Men are not supposed to throw tighty-whiteys away; they […]