Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 16 I had a stupid idea, but what the hell, TANcast is a stupid place. Maybe it’s even unique. I certainly haven’t found it documented anywhere yet, despite my attempts to find any mention. At any rate, if I thunk it up I get to name it and until I […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 12 Yeah, yeah, I know… This time it was a dick-punch. Long, long ago, back when (or before?) some of you were actually in diapers, I did some development work (wait, didn’t I claim to have been a banker?) in C, C++, and Smalltalk. Recent career shifts got me back […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 10 It’s hard damn work being as seriously epic as I am. In size. Around the waist. It’s like the opposite of conditioning yourself for a marathon. I studiously avoid even casual levels of exertion. I vigilantly watch my diet, lest an errant green threaten to unclog arteries and intestines. […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 9 This afternoon I was sitting at the computer, watching people with more active and interesting lives fail, when there was an unexpected friendly “shave-and-a-haircut” knock on my front door. I hopped up and, after a moment of frantic legs/pants battle and a quick check of my zipper, I waddled […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 4 My last two stupid recipes were delicacies that could be turned quickly and effortlessly into poo. Witness, dearest readers, a concoction that you can convert instead directly into shame. Consumed in sufficient quantity, you might even augment the shame by pooing on yourself, especially if you are lactose-intolerant. I […]
I had a little bit of Comcast info I wanted to tweet about, but Twitter went down as I was typing. Oh, before I forget… Dear Fucktards at Comcast: Please stop breaking the Internet by replacing valid DNS error messages with search (plus ads!) pages. If any customers want you to break their Internet access, […]
This is the second in my ongoing series of extremely stupid things you can whip up and shove in your head-hole to eventually convert into some poop. Today I bring you a recent creation, dreamed up by my wife on Monday and whipped up by me minutes later… Four-Cheese Macaroni Get yourself one box each […]
This is the first in what will become a series of posts: Stupid recipes you’ll probably never need or want but which Andy either finds delicious or made up to feel clever. For the initial entry, a classic from my childhood… Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, and Applesauce Procure a jar of applesauce. Any brand and style […]
I just checked, and it turns out I have a mass of 413 lbs. Thankfully I also happen to be shaped like a perfect cube with a side length of about 12 ft 5 in, so I displace roughly 1920 cubic feet of air. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine […]
I made that. Go make your own.