30 Days and 30 Blogs Day 12 I came across this Twitter exchange while I was staring at my phone to avoid awkward elevator conversations. It starts with one of several Twitter folks pretending to be Darth Vader reacting to a photo of the moon. Now, is there anything in that post that gets you […]
This pointless post exists simply to let you all know how pointlessly long our list of site taglines has gotten. The fact that they are randomly selected and don’t update when you reload the same page means you’ll probably be ready to kill yourself before you’ve seen them all. Read on to waste about 90 […]
Day 8: So the other day I’m at the store and I buy some instant brown rice (Yeah, that’s how I roll, son). Nothing too fancy, just the store brand. Unfortunately I have thrown away the box…otherwise I would have gotten a better picture of these instructions. If you can’t tell, that first line (circled […]
UPDATE: Looks like I may have fixed the feed by jiggling the PowerPress settings. At the very least, it does exist again. Time will tell whether iTunes picks it up… I performed a minor WordPress update yesterday and now the podcast feed is borked. I’m working to figure out where the hell it went. For […]
After becoming bored with all the penises on Chatroulette (it takes less time than you’d think) and reading about Cleverbot on Digg, I thought I’d give it a go and find out how clever this bot really was. The result reminded me of a singular truth of the Internet. No, not Rule 34. The other […]
I know I haven’t posted in a long time. A long, long, long-ass time. Eons. Ages. Epochs, even. I’m very sorry, but this is what I come back with: I found an easy way to spot dick.
As long as I am creating religions, I figured I should start making up new holidays. If you follow me on Twitter then you already know that starting December 14, which is now the Twelfth Day of Reverse-Christmas, I began stealing an increasing number of random items from my true love. On this, the Twelfth […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 22 I don’t know how it happened or when, but somebody hit Google Maps with a big ol’ Stupid Stick. Suddenly dozens of streets (including the one I live on) display the wrong name and most points of interest seem to be at least several hundred yards away from their […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 21 I was shopping at the mall today and found some jeans built just how I likes my mens: That’s right. I likes my mens made by Levi’s and on sale for half off. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it?
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 18 One day, probably a Friday, while at Double D’s Sports Grille in Los Gatos, CA with Tim and Noah I got my hands on some crayons and a paper placemat. I proceeded to draw the punchline for the joke “What is green and red and goes 100 mph?” on […]