31 Blogs of Christmas Day 5 In this economy, we all need to squeeze every drop out of the money we’re got…even when making chocolate milk. Don’t you hate when you get to the end of the bottle of chocolate syrup and no more is coming out? Because you KNOW there’s more in there, it […]
Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 28 Today I’m providing step by step instructions (with pictures) on how to make the grilled cheese pizza sandwich I described on episode 92. What is required: *2 Slices of bread *”I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” spray *Shredded mozzarella cheese *Peperoni slices *Pizza sauce
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 18 One day, probably a Friday, while at Double D’s Sports Grille in Los Gatos, CA with Tim and Noah I got my hands on some crayons and a paper placemat. I proceeded to draw the punchline for the joke “What is green and red and goes 100 mph?” on […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 10 It’s hard damn work being as seriously epic as I am. In size. Around the waist. It’s like the opposite of conditioning yourself for a marathon. I studiously avoid even casual levels of exertion. I vigilantly watch my diet, lest an errant green threaten to unclog arteries and intestines. […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 4 My last two stupid recipes were delicacies that could be turned quickly and effortlessly into poo. Witness, dearest readers, a concoction that you can convert instead directly into shame. Consumed in sufficient quantity, you might even augment the shame by pooing on yourself, especially if you are lactose-intolerant. I […]
This is the second in my ongoing series of extremely stupid things you can whip up and shove in your head-hole to eventually convert into some poop. Today I bring you a recent creation, dreamed up by my wife on Monday and whipped up by me minutes later… Four-Cheese Macaroni Get yourself one box each […]
This is the first in what will become a series of posts: Stupid recipes you’ll probably never need or want but which Andy either finds delicious or made up to feel clever. For the initial entry, a classic from my childhood… Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, and Applesauce Procure a jar of applesauce. Any brand and style […]