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Here is a little ditty I wrote about how gay Tim is. tim-is-gay

A day after saying of John Edwards (the Presidential Candidate, not The Biggest Douche in the Universe) “If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot,” the useless cunt who will hereafter be referred to as “Useless Cunt” (see blog […]

Things I have learned in my short time in the South: There is no CJ’s, only Hardee’s. Jack in the Box is a distant dream. By that I mean it is 200 miles away. Don’t even ask about In ‘N Out Burger. Here it’s Edy’s, not Dreyer’s. Apparently the other guy who started the company […]

I only have one thing to say in reply to this video, and that is… America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah. America! FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way, yeah. Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too America! FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt […]

I just took a quick trip to see my parents, which means I drove the same 90 miles twice in about 24 hours. The visit was lovely, but what follows is a profanity-laced letter to a few of the drivers who “shared” the road with me. Anyone weak of stomach or easily offended or related […]