I know I said the last time I posted one of these blogs that I wasn’t going to enter any more Cracked Photoshop contests. Well, I should have listened to myself, because I entered the latest one and got shut out. Not ONE of my entries made the list. Maybe I should stop posting bitter […]
That’s it. I’m done. I’ve been entering Cracked Photoshop contests for a while now and I have yet to win…but this week was the last straw. The theme of the contest this week was inspired by the Facebook movie, The Social Network. The premise was, since THAT movie was successful, what will be the NEXT […]
Day 22 So this blog is actually being posted in the past. I am currently in Las Vegas and I probably don’t have internet access at my hotel so I sent this blog into the FUTURE!!! And what is this blog about? Another “rejected by Cracked.com” article? Sorta. Let me explain. Cracked has message boards […]
Day 15 Okay Cracked, I’m starting to take this rejection personally. I know you keep saying “It’s not you, it’s me,” but that doesn’t make it sting any less. You put on a Photoshop contest asking people to give you pictures of what it would look like if historical figures got gritty reboots like they […]
Day 8 Okay…I understand that these contests are subjective, but go look at the entries to the latest Cracked.com Photoshop contest. Go ahead. I’ll wait. ..all done? Ok, now tell me these don’t at least belong on the list somewhere (if not number freakin’ 1)
Day 4 Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. A few weeks back, Cracked’s theme was “Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever.” I didn’t win…I wasn’t runner up…I really have nothing to be bragging about. But I thought I’d share my entry in the contest anyway (especially since the […]
Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. Some of you may have seen I came in 20th in the latest contest…but what none of you have seen are my entries for earlier contests that didn’t do squat. In light of my recently being pwned by the fake KFC Skinwich, I […]
You may already know this, but I occasionally contribute to the humor website cracked.com. However, that doesn’t mean they like ALL of my ideas. So this is the first in a series of things I submitted that were rejected by Cracked. This was an “info-graphic” made in response to Facebook’s privacy leak. Enjoy!
This week, the boys sing the praises of cracked.com, Tim praises the film “Up,” the boys find plot holes in the Terminator series, talk life and death in comic books (Batman, Captain America, and Wolverine), Glenn Beck and Tim cry like little bitches, the boys talk TV (Mentalist, Psych, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, and Mythbusters), […]