I’m typing this blog into my phone as I stand in the balcony of the San Jose Improv. I’m playing here all weekend. One of my favorite things to do at this club is to stand here as the audience files in down below. They don’t know I’m here, but I get to watch them. […]
I did a series of comedy shows recently where I was the middle act and a female comedian was hosting. (I’m not including her name, because I’ve seen enough of these types of blogs go viral to know that if it does, she will get negative blow back from this story. She absolutely does not […]
Before I get to the point of this blog, I want to point out that I have been enjoying this new season of Doctor Who. I know many of my past blogs have been very critical of the show, so I don’t want this blog to be viewed as coming from a “hater’s” perspective. In […]
It’s around 1am as I write this blog on my iPad…while laying in bed. You know how you always get your best ideas in the middle of the night? Then you have to either try and remember them the next day (which never works) or get your tired hiney out of bed and write it […]
Hey weather, can we knock of the crazy s***? First of all, it’s October. You have no business being 90 degrees during the day. However, for the sake of argument, let’s just accept that you want to have a hot day. Fine. You’re the boss. You want us all to sweat our butts off during […]
So..Facebook clearly doesn’t want me to have any more friends. I didn’t Photoshop the faces out of that. Their suggestions for friends to add were…no friends. “Look man, just stop. The people who are your friends already aren’t that fond of you. Just give it a rest, okay buddy?”
This isn’t a blog so much as it is a blatant plug for comedy. But not my comedy, for a change. A guy I knew when I lived in LA, Jerrod Carmichael, has an HBO special premiering tonight. Not only is this guy super funny, prolific, and dedicated…he’s also an amazingly nice guy. So please […]
I’m scrolling through my Facebook feed the other day and I see this… That’s a great ad for a website that sells t shirts with goofy slogans on them…except it doesn’t show the damn t shirt!!! Unless maybe the point was to show off the superior necklines these shirts have? Why else would they have […]
I loved the movie Taken. The speech from the trailer is still one if the most bad as monologues ever. I had the movie on my DVR forever (until Comcrap made us change DVRs). Then they made Taken 2. I never did see the sequel. It seemed like an odd thing for the movie to […]
Okay, ladies, I apologize. That graphic is a bit much. Once I finished making it, I debated even using it. I wanted to use a horror movie with “3” in the title for this month of blogging (Since I’ve already done it twice). Piranha 3DD just seemed like the funniest. But then I had to […]