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Happy Birthday, Mickey

Posted on November 18th, 2013 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Talkin’ Turkey with Tim Babb Day 18 Today is Mickey Mouse’s 85th birthday. So I thought I’d list my top 85 favorite Mickey Mouse cartoons…then I realized that’s way too long of a list, so here’s my top 5 (or “High 5” as we say ’round these parts) Fair warning…you won’t see Steamboat Willie or […]


TANcast 235 – Konnichiwa Bitches!

Posted on March 24th, 2013 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the TANboys talk ex-girlfriends, answer some baby questions, and review the movies Magic Mike, Oz: The Great and Powerful, and Olympus Has Fallen. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Podcast: Play in new […]


Getting Old Sucks

Posted on March 23rd, 2013 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Today is my birthday. I’m officially on the downward slide to 40 now. That sucks. Getting old just sucks. Not for the usual reasons. I mean, yes, my body is falling apart. I can’t eat like I used to. My eyes don’t work as well anymore…and technology is slowly passing me by, but that’s not […]


Happy 79th Birthday Dad

Posted on March 22nd, 2013 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

That adorable little baby up there is yours truly. The man watching over him is my dad. Today would have been his 79th birthday. I’ve missed him every day since he died 5 and a half years ago, but I’ve especially missed him since I’ve become a father. I don’t get to ask him for […]


TANcast 146 – This Could Be The One That We Go Out On

Posted on April 11th, 2011 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Andy gets old, Tim prepares for baby, and it’s a Willis on Willis Monday Night TANfight where John McClane (Die Hard) takes on Frank Moses (Red). [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised. Podcast: […]


Dear “Birthers”

Posted on August 4th, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Because Orly Taitz can’t read, I offer the following open letter to all “birthers” and related fucktards who insist, at great volume and with absurd conviction, that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President of the United States as he is not a “a natural born Citizen” (see Article Two, Section 1, Clause 5 […]


TANcast 043 – Death, the Ultimate Retirement Plan

Posted on March 30th, 2009 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. After narrowly avoiding a super awkward start, this week’s episode touches on the topics like the perils of public Tweets, inappropriate behavior at work, Tim’s latest 18th birthday, Duplicity, Batman (1989), Blu-ray, Michael Clayton, Andy’s hate for poor house painting, Hulu commercials, […]


Next is death

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Noah

The A in TAN is turning older and here is a little diddy that I dedicate to him. Can you taste dirt yet?


And now, death.

Posted on April 13th, 2004 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I’m old now. I don’t want to hear from any 30-somethings or middle-agers or AARP representatives. I know old, and “late 20’s” is old. I can’t even say “mid-20’s” anymore with a straight face. Late. LATE !!! What have I accomplished with all the time I’ve had?


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