Never say never, kids. Yeah, Andy sucks, yeah, he gets lazy, yeah he takes his sweet time, but give up? Fuck that. Gonna get this out of the way up front: The episode probably doesn’t live up to the hype. On the other hand, it probably doesn’t live down to the hype, either. It’s probably […]
I am currently unable to reach Twitter. At all. The DNS lookup succeeds, but the connection to their server is never made and eventually times out. I turned on the news to see if there was widespread panicking and rioting, but since they were just talking about Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion faux pas (“Prison Jumpsuit […]
I got two calls today from 877-565-8456 almost exactly 15 minutes apart. I missed the first and the caller did not leave a message, but when a second call came through so soon I thought it might be important and answered. It turned out this was a goddamn automated dialer system calling me to tell […]
I sold my soul to a lovely temptress and the price was pizza, cake, and a “Birthday Girl” tiara for me to wear. All is forgiven. Farewell, holy chonies…