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Ever wonder what comics do on the road? Of course not, but you wanna kill some time at work and this video will do it…so just stop with the sass and watch it

Finally, an entry that belongs in the “Back of the Fridge” catagory…

The last remnants of the ghost of Tim Babb have been removed from Mix 106.5…they cleaned out the fridge in what used to be my office. (Why they waited over half a year after I left to do it is beyond me)

Here’s Vu hosing it down…note the poster on the door…

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Whew! I just ran…well really “jogged” LESS than a mile and I feel like I was run over by a truck! My heart is still pounding, my legs are weak, I’m out of breath…holy crap! I’m old and out of shape. Who knew?

Now I know why I usually stay on the couch…it’s rough out there!

Sometimes you come across something that just needs to be shared with the world. Well since I don’t know the world, I am sharing with with the 5 people that read this blog. I should say, this is so not safe for work or kids for that matter. Words can not express the strangeness of this video. Without further ado, go check out the Adult Power Rangers.

So I bought way too many strawberries for me to eat all by myself. Even with my might gut. So I asked my fiancee what I should do and she said make a crisp. That is what I did. You can see the product of my loins below.

I was just asked by a friend:

Who said this: “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.”

As with every quote I’m quizzed on, I passed it through my “If a monkey could talk, would it say ______?” filter.

If the filter returns “No monkey is that stupid,” then I know George W. Bush said it.

If the answer is “Yes, a talking monkey would definitely say that,” then I am forced to guess between “Fox News Anchor”, “Reality TV Star”, “Fox News Correspondent”, “Pop Princess”, and, of course, “Miraculous Talking Monkey”.

In this case I obviously chose Bush.  And I was right.  He said it in a speech in Poplar Bluff, Mo. on September 6, 2004.

I guess the blog title’s meaning is twofold: It was not too hard for me to tell who pulled that nugget out of his butt, and it is not to hard for you, gentle reader, to tell what I think of him.

Please do keep in mind that I am NOT a Democrat and this isn’t partisan bull.  I just hate stupid people being in charge of important things, and I consider America to be pretty important.

Check out “Danger Dave,” the travel guide…he’s hot!

I don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work.

Why are you so cruel to me Windows? Can’t we just be friends?