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TANcast 004 – The Pen is Blue

June 22nd, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This episode features the worst/most tasteless/offensive joke we have ever told (and probably will ever tell) on TANcast. Before that, the TAN guys talk the new Toy Story ride at Disney’s California Adventure, touch on the movie Conan the Destroyer, reminisce about a childhood game gone horribly wrong, laugh at some misbehaving Muppets, and finally TANcast strikes a blow for freedom.

As always TANcast comes to you completely unedited…except for the parts we cut out.

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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

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Come on Brad, my butt is rounder then Angelina’s

June 20th, 2008 . by Noah

The clip below is why I have a man crash on Brad Pitt. The guy picks such odd roles and he is funny in them.

By the movie above, Burn After Reading, has David Rasche of Sledge Hammer! fame. You know the awesome 80’s show with the police detective that sleeps with his gun on the pillow next to him. Man I love that show.

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Somethingstore Part II

June 20th, 2008 . by Noah

I have yet to order anything from the Somethingstore.com but if you look in their Learn More->Something Not section you get this awesome tidbit below.

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Thank you, Intertron!

June 19th, 2008 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

About 2 weeks ago, Noah asked me about the “Mahna Mahna” song from The Muppet Show, wondering if it was a Muppets original. I told him I had no idea.

Almost exactly thirty seconds later, after swimming through a series of tubes (no, I’m not going to stop making fun of Ted Stevens until that corrupt idiot is expelled, indicted, or dies) I had my answer.  Thank you, Intertron!
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TANcast 003 – TANcast SMASH!!!

June 17th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The TAN Boys finally get around to discussing politics…but first they have to get through some really bad impressions, puzzle over internet celebrity, compare modern prime time TV to the classic Incredible Hulk series, get a little guest comedy form comedian/writer Orlando Bishop, discuss helmet wearing babies, and visit the internet’s crappiest website. Then, and only then are they prepared to lower the discourse of politics further than Fox News already has.

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Who wants a $10 surprise?

June 16th, 2008 . by Noah

It is not what you are thinking! I will give you that surprise for the price of a large slurpee and some vicks vapor rub.

What I am talking about is the Something Store. You give them $10 and they give you something. I am ordering my something right now. Tune back in to see what I get.

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For the X-TREME BABY

June 13th, 2008 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

New from Playskool, the X-TREME BABY Helmet!

Is life too full of hard surfaces for your hard-living, adventure-addicted baby?

Does your youngest yearn for the rough and tumble life of a bullfighter, a coal miner, or a crack-addled home invasion robber?

Do you secretly believe that Dale Earnhardt has reincarnated in your child, ushering in the prophesied “1000 Years of Corn Whiskey”?

Then try the X-TREME BABY Helmet, from Playskool!

Ready for anything...
When life gives you a lemon, toss a helmet on it. It won’t notice.

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We’re on iTunes, baby!!!

June 12th, 2008 . by TANcast Admin

TANcast is on iTunes now…

Click here to find us on iTunes

You can listen and subscribe to our silly little podcast on iTunes WOO HOO!!!

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Music my fiancee thinks is lame

June 12th, 2008 . by Noah

Sheena Easton – 9 to 5 (Morning Train)

I have varied taste in music, most of which my finacee claims is lame or old people music. I leave it up to you dear reader. Watch the video below and judge for yourself.

Is that like a onesy/jumpy suit she is wearing? Very attractive. I am not really sure why I like this song, it is just kind of catchy. I am watching this video and should she really be touching those levers? Is she trained in the science of trains? Did she go to conductor school? I don’t think she did. Now she is doing a little bit of pole dancing. Work it girl! With your kind of boyish haircut but she is still oddly kind of cute. There they go off into the sunset or whatever. So there it is a gay song I like, don’t judge. Stay tuned for more lame/old people music and a new Tancast is coming soon.

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TANcast 002 – Is that baby on my shoe?

June 10th, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This time, the TAN boys discuss the inspiration that is Smodcast, lament rising gas prices, and make a serious effort to offend women and mothers everywhere…and come close to succeeding.

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