TANcast

Sorry this episode is so late, but good things come to those who wait…unfortunately, so does this piece of crap.

This episode the TANboys debate the merits of cats vs dogs, offend a new minority, give their post election wrap up, try to understand stupid Americans, and introduce the world to “TAN-ing.”

Plus they wet your whistle for Quantum of Solace, Noah talks Guy Richie, Andy tells the tale of the constipated baby, and Tim has some demands for his vasectomy. They also talk about CSI: Dominatrix, Fraggle Rock, renters blues, and return to the topic of angry wives.

And before the show can end, Andy has to tell one more story.

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First off the good news…

Congratulations America…you finally got one right! I just wish my dad had lived to see this day. I can just imagine sitting on the couch with him this January and watching Barack get sworn in. I will have to appreciate the moment for both of us.

But as proud as I am of America, I am almost equally disappointed in California. It’s looking like Prop 8 is going to pass.

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I am mesmerized by both the videos below.

thunderheist – jerk it from thatgo on Vimeo.

natalie portman’s shaved head – sophisticated side ponytail from thatgo on Vimeo.

p.s.

Go black people!

It’s the TANcast post-Halloween/Pre-Election “Special”.

Only a few days left…vote once a day at PodcastAwards.com. TANcast is nominated under “comedy.”

This week’s show starts off with so misogyny, deals with the pitfalls of gambling, angry wives, the pros and cons of the economic crisis (goodbye Mervyns, Circuit City, Good Guys, and CompUSA).

Next, the TANboys get into the “spirit” of the holiday with some Halloween TANtales about baby costumes, the curse of Crocs, serial killers in the workplace, Stephen’s Haunted Holiday, the boring adventures of old hallowieners, and tales of pussy (cats).

Then comes TANcast Full election coverage (full of crap, full of misinformation and full of themselves). The TANboys cover Schwarzenegger’s Predator-sized “Twins,” John McCain on SNL, Dennis Kucinich’s hot wife, the ballot that baffled Babb, Keith Olbermann, the Anti-O’Reilly, and we tell California as loud as we can…

Vote NO on Prop 8!

Before they’re done they review some movies (or “TANflicks”): Religulous, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and Saw V.

Finally the show closes out with a crappy reenactment of Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL, talk of Star Trek’s possible return to Vegas, and a funny joke courtesy of Ed Greer (myspace.com/edgreer)

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Sorry, our Halloween episode won’t be out until Monday, but here’s a little (very little) bit of comedy to tide you over.

Happy Halloween! Don’t be scared 😉

Genuine concern for the future of our country…

Combined with shameless self promotion…

Sorry for the audio problems…but we didn’t want to put a good foot forward while people might be voting for us at the Podcast Awards 🙂

In this episode, you’ll hear about Tim and Noah’s Universal Studios Hollywood Adventure…plus you’ll find out how poop can kill romance, hear about an ant invasion, learn very little about a cool haunted house in Redwood City, CA that you’ll never get to see, and a great story about breast feeding.

And before the episode is over, the TANboys will beg for your vote for the Podcast awards at podcastawards.com, give you a randomly nitpicky review of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, and tell tails of Disneyland Monopoly!

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…and everyday (once a day) through November 6th

Despite the title of this week’s episode, it has nothing to do with nagging wives. It does have to do with a special announcement at the beginning, a general lack of Tim throughout the show, and the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite guest, Geoff.

The TANboys (or NAGboys, if you want) talk movies: Seed of Chucky, Secret Life of Bees, Max Payne, Quarantine, and Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. They also get in to TV with a Heroes vs Lost debate and Andy slobbers all over Pushing Daisies. And for the video game lovers, there’s a Soulcalibur IV Q&A.

But it’s not all media related content, the boys manage to find the flaw in “Rock, Paper, Scissors,” remind us that farts are funny, enjoy some calculus goodness, and even weigh in on Joe the Plumber.

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(sort of)

While I (Tim) was in Vegas, Noah and Andy (plus a special guest) recorded an episode of the show and it will be up soon! (If the boys will get off their asses and send me their audio)

Plus there’ll be a special announcement on the show…so stay tuned for that!