So let’s say you buy something at the store like milk. It’s got an expiration date of two weeks from that day.
Then you take it home and put it in the freezer for a week and six days.
When you take it out and it thaws, does it still expire the next day or did you buy yourself an extra 13 days with your milk?
Geoff returns to the show (by popular demand) and the boys talk about poop (naturally), raising babies, working at Google, video games (Arkham Asylum 2, Left 4 Dead, & Modern Warfare), but then they get distracted by “hawtness.”
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
Read the rest of this entry »
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: RSS
I was in the Disneyanna shop on Main Street at Disneyland when I saw a display of figures. Now why would they do this to Snow White?
That’s just not fair. Jessica Rabbit has humongous boobs! Read the rest of this entry »
This week brings lying scales, gross hotel rooms, celebrity gossip, used cars, HIV, Universal Studios fail, sitcoms without laugh tracks, and some great advice for winter.
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
Read the rest of this entry »
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: RSS
Unlike Andy, I enjoy a good chick flick. This, however, looks like a horrible chick flick…
Even the trailer is horrible! I know we complain a lot that the trailer “shows the whole movie,” but this one totally did. Step by step to what is assuredly the ending! It is obvious to anyone who has ever seen a movie before that she will accept her boyfriend’s proposal, then break it off at the last second to get together with the douche who drove her across Europe for the sole purpose of proposing to her boyfriend.
This is an annoying staple of these “chick flicks” the girl is with a guy but then breaks it off at the last second to be with some other guy. (Sleepless in Seattle, Sweet Home Alabama, Runaway Bride, Titanic, the Wedding Planner, the Wedding Singer, etc). I love this message. “Hey ladies, no matter how close you are to marriage, feel free to ditch the guy who loves you and has been with you all this time at the last second because you met a new guy.”
Kill yourself, Hollywood!
In another fail-filled episode, Tim spends Thanksgiving in Disneyland, Andy meets a coked up stripper, Noah learns some lessons from his November fast, Noah reviews Ninja Assassin, Tim gets annoyed by bad parents, Andy ponders the psychology of D.P. porn, and finally the wheels come off as usual. (FYI- alternate titles considered for this episode were, “Hate It Forward,” “A Tiny Taste of the Zeitgeist,” “The Tim Flu,” and “Noah Somehow Makes it Gay.” Did we make the right choice?)
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
Read the rest of this entry »
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: RSS
I played a lot of inFAMOUS (I guess that’s how it’s styled) on my PS3 over the long weekend. It’s a fun game, but that shit really screws with your head after a while. I find myself looking at tall buildings like I should climb them in search of power-ups, manhole covers like I should drop in to complete missions, and homeless people like I should try electrocuting them (SPOILER ALERT).
It reminds me of how I and the other TANlads could always tell whether we’d played Grand Theft Auto 3 or Grand Theft Auto: Vice City more recently by whether or not we wanted to steal police cars. In GTA 3 those things had great handling and could take a ton of damage, but in GTA:VC they drove like top-heavy boats.
Then there was Spider-Man 2 on the Xbox and Tim pretending to web-sling and swing through the house and down the halls at his old job.
Maybe that’s the hallmark of a good sandbox game: the degree to which you get mindfucked by it…
PS: 10 TANpoints to the first comment that knows where this post’s title comes from. Don’t be lazy and Google for it. The points are completely worthless.
Um…make up your mind.
This week, Noah joins Twitter, Andy slams the Darwin Awards movie, Tim visits the Walt Disney Family Museum, the boys play “Guess her Muff” (those two really shouldn’t have followed each other), Noah presents another installment of his “Cooking By The Book” feature, Tim and Noah get into a stupid argument, and Andy reviews the season finale of South Park.
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
Read the rest of this entry »
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: RSS
That’s right we’re back for the next round of America’s favorite new game show…
Back in round 1, Possible Douche 1 knew the secret hiding spots of two stopped clocks in Disneyland and wouldn’t tell Possible Douche #2 (or the rest of the members of the Disney chat board they were on). One was revealed to be in Sleeping Beauty Castle…but Possible Douche 1 refused to reveal the location of the other clock. Then Possible Douche 2 deliberately wasted Possible Douche 1’s time claiming to have other information Possible Douche 1 was seeking.
And now, Round 2! Read the rest of this entry »