Guardians of the Galaxy has now made more money at the domestic box office than Man of Steel. That is crazy to me. A living tree and a talking raccoon were able to take down the last son of Krypton. I was going to chalk it up to marketing, but apparently Man of Steel spend […]
Welcome back! It’s time for America’s FAVORITE game… That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is. Todays game is brought to you by the TANstore! It’s a Two Product Tuesday. Featuring sexy throw pillows for you to […]
If you’ve listened all the way to the end of this week’s show, you heard me talk about finding bulk pre-cooked bacon at Costco the other day. It was one of the greatest days of my life. It goes wedding day, kid being born, visiting Club 33, bulk bacon day…maybe not in that order. Look […]
I can now add “closing doors” to the things I’ve failed at. Right after we recorded TANcast yesterday, my family and I were heading out for a trip Gilroy Gardens theme park for a day of fun. The problem is, we were running late. So when I ran from the garage and shut the door […]
Noah and I were hanging out at the Gap on Memorial Day, and we came across this shirt: And it gave me the idea for my first ever retaliatory shirt: This Idiot Can't Spell Nerd by TANcast I’m sure no one will ever buy this shirt…but if even ONE person does and they snap a […]
It’s Friday, which means you’ve probably had an ass-full of dealing with morons all week. Why not offer them a nice warm cup of “Shut the hell up?” Shut The Hell Up Mug by TANcast Yup! Finally you can do what you’ve always talked about. These are perfect for White Elephant gifts. They are available […]
Since today’s product is actually a quote from high school Tim (more on that later), I thought I’d embrace Throwback Thursday and find something funny from my high school days to share. So I cracked open my senior yearbook to see what people had written to me. This message from my friend “Jenny” says it […]
So unless you live under a rock with no wifi, you’ve heard about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. At the time I’m writing this blog, it’s raised over 100 million dollars in donations for the ALS Association. It’s also brought a TON of haters out of the woodwork. Look, I get it…haters gonna hate. But […]
So apparently, someone hacked Jennifer Lawrence’s phone. They found a bunch of nude photos on there. A bunch of them leaked on Sunday, but I was able to find a topless photo that I haven’t seen posted anywhere else…