I read this article and laughed my silly ass off. I imagined the conversation went something like this: i b n Ya: Hey, sexy islama-mama. I bet u’v got sum nice burka-biscuts. Hottimah: LOL. U R 2 much. I M single and horny. Wanna go ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la’ 2gether, u stud? i b n Ya: U bet […]
Ass will be our downfall Driving all mankind to distraction Ass will be our salvation Uniting us against a common foe
It just occurred to me that God is like a well-made barbecue burger with bacon and onion rings. You see, both the burger and God are delicious, spicy, reasonably priced, and available at a convenient nearby Carl’s Jr. or other fine fast-food establishment.
Some people (and by that I mean “morons”) have been buying in to a really nifty lie for several years: bottled water is pure and safer than tap water. I call bullshit. If you don’t believe me, go check out the episode of Penn & Teller’s show (Bullshit) on this exact subject. Better yet, check […]
GI Joe makes me giggle.
Ever fart and then think you should apologize to God for it? I have. I had Taco Bell and pepperoni pizza from Round Table on back-to-back nights about a week and a half ago and I was blowing the sort of ass that was outlawed in the fourth Geneva Convention in 1949. Fat Bastard said […]