New from Playskool, the X-TREME BABY Helmet! Is life too full of hard surfaces for your hard-living, adventure-addicted baby? Does your youngest yearn for the rough and tumble life of a bullfighter, a coal miner, or a crack-addled home invasion robber? Do you secretly believe that Dale Earnhardt has reincarnated in your child, ushering in […]
I started a new religion today; it must be Monday. Here are the details so that you can see if it appeals to you, by which I mean: YOU MUST JOIN OR YOUR SOUL WILL ROT AWAY !!!
Finally, an entry that belongs in the “Back of the Fridge” catagory… The last remnants of the ghost of Tim Babb have been removed from Mix 106.5…they cleaned out the fridge in what used to be my office. (Why they waited over half a year after I left to do it is beyond me) Here’s […]
The A in TAN is turning older and here is a little diddy that I dedicate to him. Can you taste dirt yet?
I made that. Go make your own.
“Taste the Rainbow” indeed… On a totally unrelated subject, if you suspect your girl is an android, you should check for a switch. Stick your finger up her butt and see if it turns her off. If it does, she’s a fembot and you need to RUN AWAY! If it turns her ON, she’s a […]
I walked along the beach last week, and exposed my soul to the women I met there. Now my karma has a sunburn.
… DELICIOUS on a salad.
In health news today (and shamelessly ripped off from the AP): Brain Areas Shut Off During Female Orgasm COPENHAGEN, Denmark — New research indicates that parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm. In the first study to map brain function during orgasm, scientists […]
Listen, children, as I impart a lesson learned by watching a dog take a shit. Like Jimmy Pop said, I hate poopin’ in public places. The constant noise of others coming and going (pardon the pun) really makes my brown eye squint. I’m always super self-conscious about the rude noises and foul smells coming from […]