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Done deal

Posted on July 15th, 2006 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Sorry, ladies, but this hunk of raw manflesh is off the market. From here on in this is a pairs game only. The bacon’s taken. Insert your own mangled metaphor here. What I am driving at is that I am married. No, seriously. Yes, to a girl. No, I didn’t pay her. No, she isn’t […]


Others see problems, I see solutions

Posted on December 25th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

This is a “blast from the past” post from time-traveling Andy.  I’ve pre-dated it to a time when I was asleep in a ca. 1973 beater RV in my uncle’s driveway in Chula Vista, CA in order to post about a play I saw a few weeks prior to that with the fiancee’s parents. I […]


From the windows…

Posted on December 18th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Last night I took my fiancee to see Keith Urban at the Shark Tank for her Chrismahanukwanzakah present. He’s on her list, so we had a deal: if she left with him I was allowed to leave with Nicole… We had third row seats, because I am that awesome. We didn’t have first row, because […]


In remembrance of a bygone era…

Posted on November 29th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

(Sung to the tune of “Creep” by Radiohead) It was seven years this fall That I lived with this guy. It was no fucking picnic. The smell’d make you cry. People thought we were lovers, But I swear I’m not gay. Just because women hate him, Please… Don’t think I swing that way! So Tim’s […]


Thoughts on my magnificent self

Posted on October 18th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I think I can sum myself up pretty concisely: I liven up all the boring bits and talk over the interesting ones. That is all. Please resume your regularly scheduled masturbation.


The end of the love affair

Posted on August 15th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

For the 4th time in about 18 months, a specific Carl’s Jr. franchise has messed up my exceedingly simple order. Each time, I requested a “Western” burger and each time I got a “Standard” burger instead. Four instances may sound insignificant, but it means that between 5% and 10% the time I don’t get what […]


I’m a celebrity

Posted on May 15th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Thanks to KCRA‘s love of “local fluff” slide shows, you can all get in line to meet me now…


Catusha, Bringer of Pizza

Posted on April 8th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I sold my soul to a lovely temptress and the price was pizza, cake, and a “Birthday Girl” tiara for me to wear. All is forgiven. Farewell, holy chonies…


Catusha, Destroyer of Souls

Posted on April 8th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

My girlfriend demolished my last pair of old chonies last night. I had thought I was pretty fucking clear with her about my sentimental attachment to them the last time she destroyed a pair, or perhaps the time before that, or maybe the time before that. Men are not supposed to throw tighty-whiteys away; they […]


Tears in my Ears

Posted on February 14th, 2005 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Ominous title for a Valentine’s Day post, eh? Speaking of Mentos, I had the worst dream last night that I think I have had in a decade or more. Woke up uncontrollably upset, if that gives you any clue. I regularly have weird, vivid, often even upsetting dreams, but this is the first time in […]


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