Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 4 My last two stupid recipes were delicacies that could be turned quickly and effortlessly into poo. Witness, dearest readers, a concoction that you can convert instead directly into shame. Consumed in sufficient quantity, you might even augment the shame by pooing on yourself, especially if you are lactose-intolerant. I […]
This is the second in my ongoing series of extremely stupid things you can whip up and shove in your head-hole to eventually convert into some poop. Today I bring you a recent creation, dreamed up by my wife on Monday and whipped up by me minutes later… Four-Cheese Macaroni Get yourself one box each […]
This is the first in what will become a series of posts: Stupid recipes you’ll probably never need or want but which Andy either finds delicious or made up to feel clever. For the initial entry, a classic from my childhood… Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, and Applesauce Procure a jar of applesauce. Any brand and style […]
So I bought way too many strawberries for me to eat all by myself. Even with my might gut. So I asked my fiancee what I should do and she said make a crisp. That is what I did. You can see the product of my loins below.
My mission to make a healthier McDonald’s Sausage Egg Mcmuffin turned out quite well I think. I used veggie patties (Safeway brand), whole wheat English Muffins, light cheese, Heart Smart butter substitute and regular eggs. I even made the egg cylinder like.