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Raiders of the Lost TAN: The Blog – Part 1

Posted on October 17th, 2011 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Day 17: TANcast 171 was lost…but one brave soul dares to sift through the ruins to find the treasures that were thought to be gone forever… One of the things lost from the show was the triumphant return of Noah’s “Don’t Masturbate in the Kitchen” segment. Here is the transcript from that part of the […]


Why Does My Rice Never Cook Right?!

Posted on October 8th, 2011 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Day 8: So the other day I’m at the store and I buy some instant brown rice (Yeah, that’s how I roll, son). Nothing too fancy, just the store brand. Unfortunately I have thrown away the box…otherwise I would have gotten a better picture of these instructions. If you can’t tell, that first line (circled […]


Stupid Advertisements: Jamba Juice Breakfast Wraps

Posted on October 3rd, 2011 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Day 3: I loves me some Jamba Juice. I only go once, maybe twice, a month so I always order the same thing (Citrus Squeeze). I should probably try something new but I don’t want to take any chances that my one Jamba trip for the month will not be delicious. I like what I […]


DMITK – Tamale Casserole

Posted on October 19th, 2010 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

As featured on TANcast episode 121, here is Noah’s recipe for Tamale Casserole… Tamale Casserole Filling: 1 package of ground turkey 1 large yellow onion 2 large bell peppers 1 can diced tomatoes 1 (small) can tomato paste 1-2 tbsp chili powder 1-2 tbsp cumin 1 tbsp ground red pepper salt to taste


A Joke for Maybe 20 People

Posted on April 8th, 2010 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Talk about a video aimed at a small audience….to get the video below you have to have already seen the Star Trek “It’s a Fake/It’s Real” video we talked about a few episodes back AND you have to know about KFC’s new “Double Down” sandwich PLUS you have to know that there is now a […]


Grilled Cheese Pizza Sandwich

Posted on March 28th, 2010 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 28 Today I’m providing step by step instructions (with pictures) on how to make the grilled cheese pizza sandwich I described on episode 92. What is required: *2 Slices of bread *”I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” spray *Shredded mozzarella cheese *Peperoni slices *Pizza sauce


Really? That’s my “Fortune”

Posted on March 12th, 2010 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim Babb’s March Blog Madness: Day 12 So I went to Panda Express today…because life is sweet sometimes! I got my fortune cookie and this is the message that awaited me when I opened it… Really Panda? You’re not even trying anymore! Fortunes used to actually take a risk and says something was going to […]


The Great Pizza Debate

Posted on November 16th, 2009 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In TANcast 74, we once again reach out to you to solve an argument for us. This time it’s more important that religion, politics, or even Indian Jones…this time we’re talking pizza. <br /> <a href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2260196/” mce_href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2260196/”>What’s the LEAST important part of a pizza?</a><span style=”font-size:9px;” mce_style=”font-size:9px;”>(<a href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com” mce_href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com”>trends</a>)</span><br /> Vote with your heart (or your […]


Stupid Recipes: The Frogarita

Posted on October 18th, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 18 One day, probably a Friday, while at Double D’s Sports Grille in Los Gatos, CA with Tim and Noah I got my hands on some crayons and a paper placemat. I proceeded to draw the punchline for the joke “What is green and red and goes 100 mph?” on […]


Stupid Recipes: Fried Cheese

Posted on October 10th, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 10 It’s hard damn work being as seriously epic as I am. In size. Around the waist. It’s like the opposite of conditioning yourself for a marathon. I studiously avoid even casual levels of exertion. I vigilantly watch my diet, lest an errant green threaten to unclog arteries and intestines. […]


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