So I was hearing yesterday about how Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner just popped out a new larval Affleck. There was, however, no indication of what appellation the slavering masses would be screeching in their adoration of this newly minted fountain of famous. That all got me thinking of the weird fucking names that celebrities […]
Here is yet another reason why I am a suspicious person: (Snatched without permission from The Daily Advertiser in Louisiana) BellSouth says it took part in survey Claire Taylor BellSouth is a co- sponsor with Cox Communications of a controversial telephone survey centered on a proposed Lafayette fiber project. Lafayette BellSouth spokesman John Williams on […]
The Michael Jackson trial goes to the jury today to decide the pop icon’s guilt on 10 felony counts including 7 counts of “lewd or lascivious acts on a child under the age of 14” and 2 of “administering an intoxicating agent” related to the molestation charges. Happily, Jackson should be assured a fair deliberation […]
I wonder if Lindsay Lohan misses her boobs… Before After For the love of God, somebody feed this girl!
I just figured out that Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu and his grandson Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues are really just allegorical representations of the life of Jesus Christ, with the wandering and the good-doing, and the ass-kicking with the beating stick, and so forth. I think they upped the […]
I only have one thing to say in reply to this video, and that is… America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah. America! FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way, yeah. Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too America! FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt […]
Panda jizz Panda jizz Panda jizz … PS: FROG enclosure.
Last night I humped my new TiVo a little. We just traded in Comcast Cable for the sexy smooveness that is DirecTV and TiVo. We are no longer slaves to that goddamn box. I wanted to go out and check on my laundry, so my roommate paused 24 for me. Paused it. Once I was […]
Internet Explorer is seriously one of the WORST software products ever conceived. What could Microsoft possibly have been thinking? Maybe something like this: Let’s create a web browser and give it full access to both the outside network and the innermost workings of the operating system. NO! BETTER! Let’s have the OS interface BE the […]