It’s time once again to play America’s favorite game… Somehow, after the past two rounds, Possible Douche 1 and Possible Douche 2 are chatting again. Let’s see who “wins” this round… **Possible Douche 1 starts a chat with Possible Douche 2 Possible Douche 1 When’s the next time you’re going to the park? Possible Douche […]
So I had a fight with my wife recently. Believe it or not, the fight was about Jenny McCarthy. Someone on television (perhaps Daniel Tosh) had poked gentle fun at her, implying, as I recall, that she only looks sane by virtue of standing next to Jim Carrey all the time. Perhaps I have that […]
It occurs to me that listeners of this podcast know I’m a stand-up only because I occasionally tell them it is so. So here’s a little proof…
According to a headline on thewrap.com: “It’s Over! NBC to Pay Conan $30M” I feel bad for everyone in this situation…except NBC. They really screwed the pooch. They should have let Conan walk 5 years ago or they should let Jay go now, but don’t screw with the Tonight Show like this and then try […]
A long time ago, in an NBC office far far away… First of all, does it strike anyone else that this happens so soon after Comcast buys NBC/Universal? They weren’t content with fucking up our TV viewing experience in the delivery…they wanted to fuck it up at the source! So, from where I sit (which […]
Unlike Andy, I enjoy a good chick flick. This, however, looks like a horrible chick flick… Even the trailer is horrible! I know we complain a lot that the trailer “shows the whole movie,” but this one totally did. Step by step to what is assuredly the ending! It is obvious to anyone who has […]
I played a lot of inFAMOUS (I guess that’s how it’s styled) on my PS3 over the long weekend. It’s a fun game, but that shit really screws with your head after a while. I find myself looking at tall buildings like I should climb them in search of power-ups, manhole covers like I should […]
That’s right we’re back for the next round of America’s favorite new game show… Back in round 1, Possible Douche 1 knew the secret hiding spots of two stopped clocks in Disneyland and wouldn’t tell Possible Douche #2 (or the rest of the members of the Disney chat board they were on). One was revealed […]
For those of you who “missed” Carrie Prejean’s interview on Larry King live. (“I wouldn’t say I ‘missed it,’ Bob”) You should check out this video. If you get passed her sucking Sarah Palin’s floppy dick, you can watch her be an idiot and almost walk off the show (Starting at about 0:55) So unless […]
I have recently gone to the theater to see “Michael Jackson’s This Is It.” It was a great movie. Not in the way that Casablanca was a great movie, but in the way that it was a chance to spend a final 2 hours with MJ watching him do what he did best: sing and […]