You may already know this, but I occasionally contribute to the humor website cracked.com. However, that doesn’t mean they like ALL of my ideas. So this is the first in a series of things I submitted that were rejected by Cracked. This was an “info-graphic” made in response to Facebook’s privacy leak. Enjoy!
As a struggling comedian/actor I have myself listed on several casting websites designed to get me auditions. Today I got sent an e-mail from one of those websites about a role they think I should try out for… Your profile matches three criteria for the following role: JENNY CRAIG WOMAN Gender: Match Portrayable Ethnicity: Match […]
You’ve seen my chats from Omegle…You’ve seen Andy’s chats with Cleverbot… Now those worlds come together as I type what people say to me in Omegle into Cleverbot and then copy and paste Cleverbot’s answers into Omegle. Basically, this is involuntary AI chat or a creature I call “RoboDouche.” LET’S DO THIS!!! You’re now chatting […]
What should an unemployed person’s business card say? Here are 5 options sure to crush your job-hunting spirit.
After becoming bored with all the penises on Chatroulette (it takes less time than you’d think) and reading about Cleverbot on Digg, I thought I’d give it a go and find out how clever this bot really was. The result reminded me of a singular truth of the Internet. No, not Rule 34. The other […]
Recently, we introduced a segment on the show called “F**k Facebook Family Feud.” It was created because of bull crap exactly like what just happened to me. The question was, “Name a job where people seldom wear their uniforms when off work” I guessed several things nurse, fast food, cop, fireman…all were up there…things were […]
Wow…it’s been over a year since I’ve done any work on this series! For newcomers to the blog, “Whatchu Singin’ About?” is not a slap in the face to the late Gary Coleman. It was intended to be a series of blogs making fun of songs with crappy lyrics. I feel sometimes a song is […]
So my wife and I were discussing our upcoming trip to Disney World/Universal Studios Florida, and I brought up the new Harry Potter “Land” at Universal. My wife asked if J.K Rowling was getting a piece of that. I’m not sure but I bet she is making a mountain of cash from that. That got […]
Wow…I just looked and we’ve only done one blog in the last month. Ok…I’m going to put my writing cap on and make an effort to get more blogs on this site. I can’t promise my two cohorts will do the same (In fact, I can more likely promise that they won’t) but damn it, […]
This isn’t any “inside scoop” or anything, folks. Just me using some screen shots and Photoshop to turn lemons into lemonade! Drink up, baby! 😉