Day 7 So I FINALLY saw Avatar in glorious 3D! Now…I’m sure the movie has been discussed to death so I’ll save that for another day. (Although when the lady Smurf turns out to be the chief’s daughter, I was like, “WOW this really IS ‘Blue Pocahontas in Space’”) But here’s what I do want […]
Day 6 I’ve just finished editing the new TANcast and I forgot to mention two things… 1) That I’m doing these blogs every day this month and 2) I’m finally getting a new laptop! If you don’t know, my laptop suddenly died on me while at a show in Hollywood a month or so ago. […]
Day 5 Ok…I think the companies have officially run out of good ideas for us. The plan now is to slip incredibly stupid, wasteful ideas past us and hope we don’t notice. I saw this commercial a few times while watching Criminal Minds reruns the other night…. Okay…let’s break down why this product/commercial is so […]
Day 4 Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. A few weeks back, Cracked’s theme was “Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever.” I didn’t win…I wasn’t runner up…I really have nothing to be bragging about. But I thought I’d share my entry in the contest anyway (especially since the […]
Day 3 Woah! The power was just off for 2 hours. You know what I did in that time? Nothing! I can’t remember a time when I’ve felt more powerless (literally and figuratively) Why is it, whenever the power goes off, all I can think of to do evolves power? “Uh oh, the power’s off…I’m […]
Day 2 Dear summer, It’s been fun. I’ve enjoyed going swimming, playing at the beach, enjoying a nice barbecue or two, etc…but it’s September now. Can we turn down the heat a little? I spend most of the day on a computer which is housed in the only room in my apartment that gets zero […]
In a world where a comedian needs an outlet for his random thoughts… In a world where people need to waste time on the internet… One man steps from the shadows of the world wide web. Last time he made a difference by posting a blog everyday in the month of September 2009. Then it […]
I was going about my day on Facebook (like any “productive” member of society) when a link from a comedian friend of mine caught my eye. It was a story from the Huffington Post about an incident that happened in a U.S. Army post in Virginia: U.S. Soldiers Punished for Not Attending Christian Concert For […]
I logged into my e-mail today, and THIS greets me: a) No hes not a %@#$ing Muslim! b) If he was, who gives a @$#%? c) How the %@#$ is this the “Top Story?” Did I miss something? Is the economy fixed? Are all the wars over? Did we solve the immigration issue? Is ALL […]
Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. Some of you may have seen I came in 20th in the latest contest…but what none of you have seen are my entries for earlier contests that didn’t do squat. In light of my recently being pwned by the fake KFC Skinwich, I […]